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Pome Wars

moonbogg

moonbogg

Lifer
This isn't my fault. Someone complimented a pome I wrote in another thread, now I consider myself to be the pome king. This thread is a direct challenge to the entire ATOT community. I declare war on you all, pome war to be precise.
The first smart ass to reply in this thread will receive a Bogg Pome to the dome. We'll see if you can respond in kind.
 
Have at it, hoss:
dank69 said:
here i made pome to cheer you up:

there goes that quack Brianmanahan,
hopped up on crack and cheap Hennigans,
spewing this crap and shenanigans,
trying to act like a man again,
thinks he can snag a ten of ten,
but really just jacked in his hand again,
denied a fat man his big mac and then,
bitch-slapped and got shit-canned again
Click to expand...
 
moonbogg said:
Dank, oh Dank,
Oh what did you think
You follow instructions like old people think

A pome of old,
you bring to me,
Your target is off,
For Brian, be I not he
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Moonbogg, Moonbogg, head lost in the fog
his threads belong in the toilet, right next to my log
perhaps go for a jog, you sweaty old hog
ATOT is a forum, not your personal blog
 
dank69 said:
Moonbogg, Moonbogg, head lost in the fog
his threads belong in the toilet, right next to my log
perhaps go for a jog, you sweaty old hog
ATOT is a forum, not your personal blog
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Touche, touché
Nice touch, hombre
A clap received,
Deserved, any day

Your rhymes though however,
Are desperate I see,
Far too lengthy,
A try hard, you be

For a pome is one thing,
A rap is another,
Perhaps you forgot,
What color your mother
 
Moonbogg Moonbogg,
Best not to lie,
If you knew the truth,
You'd wish you could die,
My pomes go off without a hitch,
All your pomes are smelly like jock itch.
 
SlitheryDee said:
Moonbogg Moonbogg,
Best not to lie,
If you knew the truth,
You'd wish you could die,
My pomes go off without a hitch,
All your pomes are smelly like jock itch.
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First LOL, and now...

SlitheryDee, SlitheryDum,
A pomer you're not,
Your content, ho hum

Try as you may,
Try as you will,
By Bogg you get Pwned,
With effortless skill
 
nakedfrog said:
Is that slang for pomade or something?
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Almost missed you! And NOW!!!

A toad, a prince,
A princess with lice,
The frog above,
Will kiss for a price,

Beware, however,
Yes, you've been warned,
Your clothes he will steal,
He's desperate and scorned
 
MrPickins said:
You are ignorant

That is not how it is spelled

Try reading a book
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An ass, a pike,
Oh, Pickins, you're tight
The word is misspelled,
On purpose, too right

A thread of new,
A thread of old,
The misspelling derives,
From the latter I'm told
 
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Bogg of moons, oh Bogg of moons
A smell you've never experienced is poon

Just cock and semen which run down your chin
From any willing participant, large or thin

A knob in your left
Some balls in your right
Everyone knows
your rectum ain't tight.

The end

I kid.
 
moonbogg said:
An ass, a pike,
Oh, Pickins, you're right
The word is misspelled,
On purpose, too right

A thread of new,
A thread of old,
The misspelling derives,
From the latter I'm told
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Rhyming "right" with "right"...

Just a bit of laziness?

You can do better.
 
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