[POLLL] The guy in the next stall is on his cell phone...

[beer]

So I go to the bathroom, and this guy from another floor comes in, goes into the stall next to me, AND CONTINUES TO TALK ON HIS CELL PHONE. I was like.....'nasty' and then I figured that I could have some fun with it. I was being as obnoxiously loud as I could be, with as many toliet flushes as necessary to make his location aware to the other party.

What would you have done?

 

[idNut]

You should have started moaning and then wiped your ass, thrown it under to his side and ask if he could hand it to you.

 

[Encryptic]

Loud and proud. If he's dumb enough to keep yakking on his cell phone while on the crapper, he deserves to be embarassed by a symphony of bodily function noises.

 

[shady123]

Hahha I laughed so hard when I first heard this but try to pinch out as many noisy onse as possibe.

 

[conjur]

"Damn, Shrek, my mouth was open and everything"

Rip one loud and smelly one! And don't flush...esp. if the smell is about to gag *you*!

 

[MacBaine]

*SSPPLOOOOOGGEEE* OOHHHHHHHH.... AHHHGGGGGGGGGG..............RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *SPPPPLLLLLLUUUSSSHHHHHHHHH* YYEEAAAHHHHHH

 

[Mr N8]

Ask loudly if he could toss you a roll of TP, since yours is all out.

 

[T3C]

have had that happen a few times to me, annoying as hell

 

[bootymac]

Rip a fart. Then ask him if he has any toilet paper. Then rip another fart.

 

[MacBaine]

Do you know who he was talking to?

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Do you know who he was talking to?

does it matter?

 

[BooGiMaN]

i would have pretended i was on the phone too and said everything he said word for word with like a second or two delay...

extra bonus cookie points if you translated his conversation into ghetto for your pretend conversation..

 

[Jzero]

Usually I try to be quiet on the head, but I would be unable to resist the urge to fart Bheetoven's 5th in this case.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Elemental007

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Do you know who he was talking to?

does it matter?

It would make the story more interesting if it was his mom or wife or something.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
Loud and proud. If he's dumb enough to keep yakking on his cell phone while on the crapper, he deserves to be embarassed by a symphony of bodily function noises.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Toss a Baby Ruth bar over the stall wall and yell "HOLY CRAP!!.. INCOMING!... that's the last time I eat at Taco Bell!!!"

 

[Nitemare]

Replay the Austin Powers bathroom scene

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Dude rule number 1 is no going number 2 with someone in the stall next to you. Thats gross.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Last week I went to take a dump at work, and some dude came in took the 2nd stall away from me, and proceeded to play his game boy whilst he shatted.

 

[kupoko]

haha you must be one of those that let it rip only when someone flushes.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK
Dude rule number 1 is no going number 2 with someone in the stall next to you. Thats gross.

what? what kinda homophobe rules do you live by? i bet you find the farthest urinal from someone else too.

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Bang on the stall and proudly announce: "Dude! You gotta see this. I just pooped a 'J'!"

Either that or the Austin Powers line "Who... does... numbah... two... work... for...?"

 

[bigalt]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK
Dude rule number 1 is no going number 2 with someone in the stall next to you. Thats gross.

what? what kinda homophobe rules do you live by? i bet you find the farthest urinal from someone else too.

ugh i hate it when turd burglars come in and plop down (no pun intended) in the stall next to me.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Grunt, moan, and strain loudly for thirty seconds, then drop a cantaloupe into the bowl from about six feet. Sigh audibly.

- M4H

 

[yukichigai]

I'd say fake some rude noises but usually my colon makes faking it pointless.