POLL: would you like to be asexual?

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speg

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Yes, then I would be one step closer to a machine. I would not be swayed by my pity emotions and hormones. Blast!
 
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thirtythree

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Originally posted by: speg
Yes, then I would be one step closer to a machine. I would not be swayed by my pity emotions and hormones. Blast!
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asexuals still experience emotions. for example,
Nonsexual relationships can be just as close and intimate as sexual ones. Sexuality is one way to express emotion in a close relationship, but it is by no means THE way. Anything that can be done through sexuality (emotional expression, fun, physical closeness, etc) can be done nonsexually. That being said, nonsexual relationships don't necessarily "look" like sexual ones. There are social norms for sexaul relationships that asexual people dont' necessarily worry about. So some asexual people date, some just form close friends. Most do whatever suites them best.
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Martin

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results of being asexual:

Peter : I say, Quagmire. It seems to me that we've each made another five hundred million dollars. Quagmire : Good thing we swore off women, so we wouldn't be distracted, and unable to accumulate this vast amount of wealth!
(They clink brandy glasses.)
[Peter : Yes. Hey, you watch the ticker, I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire : Butter's in the fridge!]
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thirtythree

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Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
results of being asexual:

Peter : I say, Quagmire. It seems to me that we've each made another five hundred million dollars. Quagmire : Good thing we swore off women, so we wouldn't be distracted, and unable to accumulate this vast amount of wealth!
(They clink brandy glasses.)
[Peter : Yes. Hey, you watch the ticker, I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire : Butter's in the fridge!]
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please, people. read up before trying to make jokes about asexuality. another quote:
Is asexuality the same as celibacy?

No. Celibate people choose to abstain from sexual relationships, while asexual people simply don't feel compelled to form them.
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Flyermax2k3

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Absolutely! If I could have the desire for sex removed from me entirely I would be a much happier person. Jesus never had sex, I don't want to either (too late, but I can always start over) ;)
 
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thirtythree

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Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Absolutely! If I could have the desire for sex removed from me entirely I would be a much happier person. Jesus never had sex, I don't want to either (too late, but I can always start over) ;)
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indeed.

edit: by the way, I'm joking ;)
 
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Flyermax2k3

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Originally posted by: Deslocke
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Absolutely! If I could have the desire for sex removed from me entirely I would be a much happier person. Jesus never had sex, I don't want to either (too late, but I can always start over) ;)
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indeed.

edit: by the way, I'm joking ;)
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LOL, quick edit. I've seen that site before, pretty funnay :)
 
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conjur

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Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Absolutely! If I could have the desire for sex removed from me entirely I would be a much happier person. Jesus never had sex, I don't want to either (too late, but I can always start over) ;)
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How do you know he never shagged the hell out of Mary Magdelene?
 
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Flyermax2k3

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Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Absolutely! If I could have the desire for sex removed from me entirely I would be a much happier person. Jesus never had sex, I don't want to either (too late, but I can always start over) ;)
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How do you know he never shagged the hell out of Mary Magdelene?
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Because there's no basis for that whatsoever, that's why. Jesus put out a challenge "to those who are able" to abstain from sex. Why shouldn't I accept that challenge? Besides, not many chicks go for the red-haired afro w/beard look anyway ;)
 
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matt426malm

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Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Absolutely! If I could have the desire for sex removed from me entirely I would be a much happier person. Jesus never had sex, I don't want to either (too late, but I can always start over) ;)
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How do you know he never shagged the hell out of Mary Magdelene?
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Because there's no basis for that whatsoever, that's why. Jesus put out a challenge "to those who are able" to abstain from sex. Why shouldn't I accept that challenge? Besides, not many chicks go for the red-haired afro w/beard look anyway ;)
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LMAO need pics:) I have this image of carrot top with a beard
 
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Flyermax2k3

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Originally posted by: matt426malm
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Absolutely! If I could have the desire for sex removed from me entirely I would be a much happier person. Jesus never had sex, I don't want to either (too late, but I can always start over) ;)
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How do you know he never shagged the hell out of Mary Magdelene?
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Because there's no basis for that whatsoever, that's why. Jesus put out a challenge "to those who are able" to abstain from sex. Why shouldn't I accept that challenge? Besides, not many chicks go for the red-haired afro w/beard look anyway ;)
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LMAO need pics:) I have this image of carrot top with a beard
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ouch, that hurt.... I don't consider myself a looker but that guy is fugly!
Let's put it this way: people often compare me to Seth Green (when he had red hair) and Bill Walton (when he was still playing B-ball).
Any better? I don't have a digicam but I'm sure someone in my dorm has to... I'll have to borrow one some day and take some pics just for ATOT ;)
 
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