Poll: would a woman be hotter...

[NuclearNed]

...if she had a prehensile tail?

I say OH HECK YES!!!

 

[highland145]

What's she going to be doing with that tail during sex? Holding my beer +1. Going for the butt - a lot.

 

[momeNt]

If the tail is fluffy like a cat or fox tail, but still prehensile, then holy shit yes. If not, then I'd need to see how she is willing to use it before making a judgment.

 

[BoomerD]

Oh HELL YES!

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

If she's attractive already, sure, why not. But not if she looks like other animals that have prehensile tails.

 

[Humpy]

No. This is bad.

Very bad.

 

[Charmonium]

Only if she wags it when I pet her.

 

[Newbian]

If you like tails like that it's time for furry conventions.

 

[nakedfrog]

Gotta say this is not a question I would have expected when I opened the thread.

 

[Paladin3]

I thought this thread would be asking if a woman was hotter when she had a brain and could carry a conversation. My answer would have been yes.

Furry fantasies of women with tails? NO.

 

[NoCreativity]

This thread is about 4990 words short of the usual NN quality. I vote thumbs down sir.

 

[DaveSimmons]

They made a show just for you!

 

[shortylickens]

Im pretty sure theres a whole channel on 4chan exclusively for you.

 

[Darwin333]

What's she going to be doing with that tail during sex? Holding my beer +1. Going for the butt - a lot.

I dunno, when you are going for the butt she could wrap her tail around you and use it to pull you in each thrust.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Im pretty sure theres a whole channel on 4chan exclusively for you.

I love how you say pretty sure like you don't know damn well whether there is or isn't.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Makes me think of this girl. Kind of nasty sting.

 

[Thebobo]

This thread is about 4990 words short of the usual NN quality. I vote thumbs down sir.

NN?

 

[William Gaatjes]

NN?

Nuclear Ned ?

 

[Thebobo]

Nuclear Ned ?

Ah doh ok thanks

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Prehensile tail? Hell no.

Prehensile tongue though, sign me up.

 

[brianmanahan]

wanna know how i know you're a furry?

 

[kage69]

I want to believe Ned is really just using "tail" as a term for lady parts.

And I would be all for women having mouth-like control over their vertical smiles, definitely.

For them to have a monkey tail? Hell no, because I don't see animals as sexy.

Damn, Bjork just gets freakier and freakier.
.

 

[blackangst1]

Google "furry tail butt plugs"

 

[nakedfrog]

Those would not be prehensile, though.