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POLL: Will suicide bombings spread to cities in the United States?

aphex

aphex

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Saw this on CNN and i had never really thought about it before...

What do you all think?
 
Well, that's kind of a silly question.... They allready have... 3 planes, and lots of suicidal peeps...
 
Eventually, probably. More people = more problems. Now, rather it's an outside faction bombing us, or inside civil unrest, THAT's the real question.
 
I plan on doing some "suicide nerfings". The Government has decided that we aren't responsible enough for anything that could potentially catch fire, has an edge sharper than 90 degrees, or is harder than a pillow. So my plan is to take a bunch of Nerf guns into a crowd and fire them off and hit as many people as possible. Then I will go to a balcony and toss a Nerf football into the crowd and REALLY cause some chaos (provided I hit someone holding a large soda) 😀
 


<< and REALLY cause some chaos (provided I hit someone holding a large soda) >>

or a hand grenade during mardi gras 😉





ps - for those that don't know, a hand grenade is a mixed drink, and comes in a cup that looks like a hand grenade.
 
Considering the INS has flooded the US with thousands of criminals and terrorists this is most probable.
 
If it happens, we'll f*ck up whoever is doing it and Israel will say "But...but...how come you didn't let us do that?" and we'll just say "We're America...We make the rules...take over the world like we did and you can do what you damn well please too"
 


<< Considering the INS has flooded the US with thousands of criminals and terrorists this is most probable. >>


Restricting terrorists would mean restricting normal immigrants too...and then you have 10,000 hippies holding protests and not letting me get any damn sleep...
 
I asked "The Magic Eight Ball" several times and here are the answers

1: Its a Win/Win situation
2: The door is always open
3: Thats a realistic goal
4: Theres too much red tape
5: Better check with the people upstairs

So it is clear that, ummm uh the magic eight ball sucks 😕
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<< If it happens, we'll f*ck up whoever is doing it and Israel will say "But...but...how come you didn't let us do that?" and we'll just say "We're America...We make the rules...take over the world like we did and you can do what you damn well please too" >>

Exactly. As long as we have a Republican president with no sense of diplomacy we can do whatever the fvck we want and the rest of the world can lodge all the "formal protests" their little hearts desire 😀

Of course we'll also get tax breaks for the super-rich, deficit spending, and open season on pillaging and polluting the environment, but you have to take the bad with the good....
 


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<< If it happens, we'll f*ck up whoever is doing it and Israel will say "But...but...how come you didn't let us do that?" and we'll just say "We're America...We make the rules...take over the world like we did and you can do what you damn well please too" >>

Exactly. As long as we have a Republican president with no sense of diplomacy we can do whatever the fvck we want and the rest of the world can lodge all the "formal protests" their little hearts desire 😀

Of course we'll also get tax breaks for the super-rich, deficit spending, and open season on pillaging and polluting the environment, but you have to take the bad with the good.... >>



WooHoo!, sounds like a plan. I'm sure the secretly buried remains of Bin Laden in a remote cave will attest to the fact that terrorism doesn't pay when you do it against the US.
 
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