Poll: Will EyeMWing actually get a day off this summer?

EyeMWing

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I thought I was gonna get some today. Thought I was going to actually get some quiet, nobody-fvcking-screaming-about-"THE INTERNET IS DOWN" time to work on my network setup, some time to sit back, enjoy some loud music, and play some worthless games. But dad had to skip out early for work leaving me to put my 5-year-old nephew on the bus. Unfortunately, he decided to become ill before I could get rid of him.

So now I'm stuck in sick-kid-hell until 2:45 when my brother gets back here (actually probably until 7, because my brother is a total asshole and hates this kid to death).
 

rh71

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I worked 7 days a week for almost a year while still in HS. Have fun.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: rh71
I worked 7 days a week for almost a year while still in HS. Have fun.

I'd MUCH rather work a 20-hour shift than spend 5 hours taking care of a 5 year old.
 

rh71

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show him some 15-year old's stuff... he'll be fascinated...

or give him some alcohol... you know... the nyquil kind...
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: rh71
show him some 15-year old's stuff... he'll be fascinated...

or give him some alcohol... you know... the nyquil kind...

Oh trust me, I already tried to give him GTA: San Andreas. Unfortunately, it appears that the disc is damaged, won't read in EITHER PS2.
 

AU Tiger

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Feel sorry for the kid if his dad doesn't like him and his uncle hates having to take care of him. Kids pick up on these types of things.
 

JoeKing

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just beat him with a belt, and if that doesn't work beat him with a bigger belt.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: AU Tiger
Feel sorry for the kid if his dad doesn't like him and his uncle hates having to take care of him. Kids pick up on these types of things.

*His* dad loves the kid. Unfortunately his dad is in prison and his mother is a crack whore in Colorado or something. My dad, on the other hand, is at work. Until 7PM.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
just beat him with a belt, and if that doesn't work beat him with a bigger belt.

Hahahaha, that's the way things worked when I was 5, dammit.
 

lancestorm

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Be a cool guy and take him for a spin in your car, pickup some breakfast. Rent him a videogame while you are out. The rest of the day is yours.
 

AU Tiger

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: AU Tiger
Feel sorry for the kid if his dad doesn't like him and his uncle hates having to take care of him. Kids pick up on these types of things.

*His* dad loves the kid. Unfortunately his dad is in prison and his mother is a crack whore in Colorado or something. My dad, on the other hand, is at work. Until 7PM.

OK. Thought the older brother was dad.

Five year olds aren't the most fun, but you can have fun with them. Read a book. Teach him something new. As to the poll, I hopw you find some time off this summer.