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POLL: Who would win if the following were to mudwrestle?

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Alex

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inspired by all the voltron vs godzilla n whatnot ive come up with a poll that actually makes sense...

who would win?

im tempted to go for pandas cuz they chew on bamboo shoots but penguins seem to have quite an edge, being able to slap their opponents into submission with their flippers/wings. but then again what animal is as graceful and at the same time deadly as the duck-billed playpus?
 


<< Platypus. They're poisonous, you know. >>



and they have beaks to peck their foes with, reduing them into a bloody pulp.
 


<< Also, would it be a round-robin tournament, a battle royale?...so many variables... >>




i thought it was implicit.... it would be a cage bout.... a little mud pit in a cage... yes....
 


<< I'll go with the panda, definite size advantage >>



hmmm perhaps... its winning by a longshot so far... maybe i should make it a baby panda... or a midget....
 


<< a platypus >>

Yes, they're the only poisonous mammal on earth. They have a spine just behind each hind leg. They get you between them and clamp down like a vice.

nik
 


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<< I'll go with the panda, definite size advantage >>


hmmm perhaps... its winning by a longshot so far... maybe i should make it a baby panda... or a midget.... >>


Panda's don't strike me as exceptionally vicious though...Now a polar bear...stick those against a crowd of penguins/platypi and see who walks away
 
Penguin - No opposable thumbs, let alone any fingers, he cant really flap much eather so hes a dead duck
Platypus - Well not the figting type and can be squirmy at time and slippery. Has a great chance to get away yet no chance to fight back.
Panda - Cute and fuzzy yet leathal when provoked. Panda will snap penguins and platypuses in half like a bambo stick 🙂
 
Panda Bears are crazy mofos. Plus the average panada must have atleast 100 to 150 pounds on each of its two possible opponents. You can't argue with the numbers, folks.
 


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<< Bruce Lee

CK >>

I think a panda bear would kick Bruce Lee's ass, personally. >>



second that!


btw im seriously considering making it a midget panda...still cute... still feeds off bamboo shoots but lacks the size advantage of a regular panda....
 


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<< Bruce Lee

CK >>

I think a panda bear would kick Bruce Lee's ass, personally. >>



Alright, then what about Coke?

CK
 
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