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POLL: Who has it easier, guys or girls?

yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us)
 


<< Man am I glad I don't have to worry about a monthly visitor. >>


Ehhh... I don't hafta worry about it monthly, but one time that visitory paid the shotgun seat of my car a visit! 😱
 


<< yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us) >>



VERY true
 
I think guys do.

That may have something to do with the fact that I am a chick though.

I don't know how life is for a guy.
 


<< yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us) >>


It must suck to have to work for it.
 


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<< yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us) >>


It must suck to have to work for it. >>


lmao....so you just don't get laid then huh? 😛
 


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<< Man am I glad I don't have to worry about a monthly visitor. >>


Ehhh... I don't hafta worry about it monthly, but one time that visitory paid the shotgun seat of my car a visit! 😱 >>


:Q

Did you manage to clean that out?
 
Guys do on the whole. That is how our society is structured. Also, we don't have to sit down to pee.

However, women have it easier when it comes to getting sex. Why? Because from the time they were 13 years old (or younger) every guy they've met has been offering it to them.

Ryan
 


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<< yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us) >>


It must suck to have to work for it. >>


lmao....so you just don't get laid then huh? 😛 >>


You've got it backwards my friend.
 


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<< yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us) >>


It must suck to have to work for it. >>


lmao....so you just don't get laid then huh? 😛 >>


You've got it backwards my friend. >>


nah, i just know the truth. 😉
 


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<< yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us) >>


It must suck to have to work for it. >>


lmao....so you just don't get laid then huh? 😛 >>


You've got it backwards my friend. >>


nah, i just know the truth. 😉 >>


How many times do I have to tell you that the National Enquirer does not report the truth?
 


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<< yeah but a chick can get laid pretty much any time she wants. we have to work for it (well most of us) >>


It must suck to have to work for it. >>


lmao....so you just don't get laid then huh? 😛 >>


You've got it backwards my friend. >>


nah, i just know the truth. 😉 >>


How many times do I have to tell you that the National Enquirer does not report the truth? >>


HA! i read it in the Weekly World News! so it must be true!
 


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<< Man am I glad I don't have to worry about a monthly visitor. >>


Ehhh... I don't hafta worry about it monthly, but one time that visitory paid the shotgun seat of my car a visit! 😱 >>


:Q

Did you manage to clean that out? >>


Yes. It's called running 1-2 red lights. I forgot how many. Swerving into a shopping center type place. Running full speed into a supermarket for the stuff, slapping down a 20 and sprinting back out to give her what she needed.

*I have tinted windows and that reflective stuff to put on my front windows. I parked far away so she could do whatever she needed to do.*

Sprinted back into the supermarket, grabbed some comet, brushes, and upholstery cleanery. Running back out, praying she was done. Then, frantically brushing. I got it out, thankfully. Drove her home, drove home, then soaked my car seat and cleaned it several more times. I have a feeling if a cop pulled me over, he woulda let me go once he saw the blood. That, or pulled his gun on me because he thought I was doing something wrong.

P.S. The red lights I ran were yellow/red lights. When it was red and it was unsafe to go through the intersection, I made a quick right turn, and did one of those, burn tire left turns into the shopping center.
 


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<< Man am I glad I don't have to worry about a monthly visitor. >>


Ehhh... I don't hafta worry about it monthly, but one time that visitory paid the shotgun seat of my car a visit! 😱 >>


:Q

Did you manage to clean that out? >>


Yes. It's called running 1-2 red lights. I forgot how many. Swerving into a shopping center type place. Running full speed into a supermarket for the stuff, slapping down a 20 and sprinting back out to give her what she needed.

*I have tinted windows and that reflective stuff to put on my front windows. I parked far away so she could do whatever she needed to do.*

Sprinted back into the supermarket, grabbed some comet, brushes, and upholstery cleanery. Running back out, praying she was done. Then, frantically brushing. I got it out, thankfully. Drove her home, drove home, then soaked my car seat and cleaned it several more times. I have a feeling if a cop pulled me over, he woulda let me go once he saw the blood. That, or pulled his gun on me because he thought I was doing something wrong.

P.S. The red lights I ran were yellow/red lights. When it was red and it was unsafe to go through the intersection, I made a quick right turn, and did one of those, burn tire left turns into the shopping center. >>



By matter of courtesy, she now owes you sexual favors.
 


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<< Man am I glad I don't have to worry about a monthly visitor. >>


Ehhh... I don't hafta worry about it monthly, but one time that visitory paid the shotgun seat of my car a visit! 😱 >>


:Q

Did you manage to clean that out? >>


Yes. It's called running 1-2 red lights. I forgot how many. Swerving into a shopping center type place. Running full speed into a supermarket for the stuff, slapping down a 20 and sprinting back out to give her what she needed.

*I have tinted windows and that reflective stuff to put on my front windows. I parked far away so she could do whatever she needed to do.*

Sprinted back into the supermarket, grabbed some comet, brushes, and upholstery cleanery. Running back out, praying she was done. Then, frantically brushing. I got it out, thankfully. Drove her home, drove home, then soaked my car seat and cleaned it several more times. I have a feeling if a cop pulled me over, he woulda let me go once he saw the blood. That, or pulled his gun on me because he thought I was doing something wrong.

P.S. The red lights I ran were yellow/red lights. When it was red and it was unsafe to go through the intersection, I made a quick right turn, and did one of those, burn tire left turns into the shopping center. >>



Wow, how long had you guys been together before that event? How long were you together after that event? I've never had that happen in my car. In my bed, but that is another story (and no we weren't doing anything... my gf just stayed the night in my bed when I was on the couch).

Ryan😱
 


<< Wow, how long had you guys been together before that event? How long were you together after that event? I've never had that happen in my car. In my bed, but that is another story (and no we weren't doing anything... my gf just stayed the night in my bed when I was on the couch).

Ryan😱 >>


We were never together. She's just my friend. I have sworn on my computer, tv, car, laptop, and starcraft and half-life cd's that her identity will never be revealed. That never stopped me from telling the story though. This happened the summer of 2001. To this day, some of my friends still refuse to sit in that seat.

EDIT: To answer your question. This was the summer after my senior year in highschool. I've known her since I was a freshman and we are still friends.
 


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<< Wow, how long had you guys been together before that event? How long were you together after that event? I've never had that happen in my car. In my bed, but that is another story (and no we weren't doing anything... my gf just stayed the night in my bed when I was on the couch).

Ryan😱 >>


We were never together. She's just my friend. I have sworn on my computer, tv, car, laptop, and starcraft and half-life cd's that her identity will never be revealed. That never stopped me from telling the story though. This happened the summer of 2001. To this day, some of my friends still refuse to sit in that seat.

EDIT: To answer your question. This was the summer after my senior year in highschool. I've known her since I was a freshman and we are still friends. >>



That is really cool of you not to reveal her identity. WTG man. Makes for an interesting story, thats for sure.

Ryan
 


<< Guys do on the whole. That is how our society is structured. Also, we don't have to sit down to pee.

However, women have it easier when it comes to getting sex. Why? Because from the time they were 13 years old (or younger) every guy they've met has been offering it to them.

Ryan >>

 
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