**POLL** Which is best way to prevent splash back?

Cawchy87

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Really wondering how you guys pervent this embarassing moment.

P.S. I am not talking about taking a leek on your pants, just talking about a few tiny drops.

Thanks for replies!
 

Kalvin00

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Just piss on the floor...but then it gets on your shoes....OH GOD THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT
 

StageLeft

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Step back, aim along the side (so that it's not hitting dead on on the porcelain), and aiming at the holes to break up the stream are best. Sometimes you just have to take that splash back and wash your hands after, then hang aruond for a min for it to dry up before venturing out of the bathroom.
 

Cawchy87

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Step back, aim along the side (so that it's not hitting dead on on the porcelain), and aiming at the holes to break up the stream are best. Sometimes you just have to take that splash back and wash your hands after, then hang aruond for a min for it to dry up before venturing out of the bathroom.

I was afraid of this, just have to take my medicine and walk out.
 

TheNinja

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It's really quite an art form that cannot be answered in a single poll. There are just so many things to keep in mind:

1.The angle of the back of the urinal
2.The force of your urine stream
3.The amount (or lack) or water/"mint" in the bottom of the urinal

These are all factors that need to be considered when you plan avoided splash back. I can only say that through trial and error is the mystery solved. Keep in mind that there will still be times when it cannot be avoided no matter what you do....it's just the nature of the beast.
 

TStep

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Try to skip it off the mint in a direction that will hit the porcelin at an angle. Remember, don't eat the mint.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: TStep
Try to skip it off the mint in a direction that will hit the porcelin at an angle. Remember, don't eat the mint.
Read American Psycho lately, have we? :p
 

imported_FishTaco

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Originally posted by: Cawchy87
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Step back, aim along the side (so that it's not hitting dead on on the porcelain), and aiming at the holes to break up the stream are best. Sometimes you just have to take that splash back and wash your hands after, then hang aruond for a min for it to dry up before venturing out of the bathroom.

I was afraid of this, just have to take my medicine and walk out.

??? are you posting from the bathroom ???
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: TStep
Try to skip it off the mint in a direction that will hit the porcelin at an angle. Remember, don't eat the mint.

This explains my lack of fresh minty breath. I thought someone had dropped their Certs in the urinal. :(



:p
 

Cawchy87

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Originally posted by: FishTaco
Originally posted by: Cawchy87
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Step back, aim along the side (so that it's not hitting dead on on the porcelain), and aiming at the holes to break up the stream are best. Sometimes you just have to take that splash back and wash your hands after, then hang aruond for a min for it to dry up before venturing out of the bathroom.

I was afraid of this, just have to take my medicine and walk out.

??? are you posting from the bathroom ???

That would be funny wouldn't it