Poll: What should I do to wreak havoc here at work when I leave?

[EyeMWing]

Oh, and while you're in there, do the thundercats thing. That sounds hillarious.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Two words:
THUNDERCATS OUTTAKES!

http://www.cheezey.com/thundercats/sounds/outtakes.html
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/thundercats/index.php

 

[K1052]

Upper decker?

 

[PanzerIV]

Insert random, horrible songs throughout the day such as yodeling, anything from William Shatner's and Leanord Nimoy's albums they made waaaay back like in the early 70s and a German polka song. This will be harlmess and sure to generate angry calls all day

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Get a few clips from GTA3's "Chatterbox" and play those. The ad for the Maibatsu Monstrosity and the Puppet Festival would be good ones.

That sounds great. :beer:

Our listeners are seriously pissed off that we don't have school closings on our website. Very pissed off. Alas our most idiotic employee is the only one who can change the website. This place is hopeless.

I'm telling them that Friday has to be my last day. I have to go down to my college to do some things, and I can't wait another 10 days.

 

[spanky]

call the RIAA and tell them ur station downloads music from kazaa.

 

[brxndxn]

Sing the batman theme entirelly by yourself with no instrumental help. Then, do it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. Then, take a crap on the floor.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: spanky
call the RIAA and tell them ur station downloads music from kazaa.

:Q



Play So What by Metallica.

(Originally recorded by The Anti-Nowhere League)

So fscking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fscking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little c*nt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fscked the queen, I've fscked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's c@ck
So what, so what
And I've fscked a sheep, I've fscked a goat
I rammed my c@ck right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fsck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of p|ss
So what, so what
I've had scank, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little c*nt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fscked this, I've fscked that
I've even fscked a school girl's tw@t
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fsck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fscking what!
Yeah!

And then follow up with Last Caress:

(Originally performed by The Misfits)


I've got somethin' to say
I killed your baby today and it
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead

I've got somethin' to say
I raped your mother today and it
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

These lovely dead
I'm waiting for your breath
'cause sweet Death wants Last Caress.

I've got somethin' to say
I killed your baby today and it
Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead

These lovely dead
I'm waiting for your breath
'cause sweet Death wants Last Caress.

These lovely dead
I'm waiting for your breath
'cause sweet Death wants Last Caress.

One Last Caress today

 

[poopygood]

Originally posted by: MAME
Kick your boss in the nuts, then take your shoe off and throw it at your nuts.

^ my vote

 

[DaveSimmons]

Since my toilet training was successful I'd probably just bring in a burned CD or two of all of my favorite music that the station wouldn't let me play. Not as fun as fish heads (roly poly fish heads), but more satisfying.

 

[nan0bug]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
take a crap on the floor

I mean something new.

take a crap in the sink

Better yet, take a crap in the tank above the toilet.