Poll: What should I do to wreak havoc here at work when I leave?

[Chaotic42]

Just joking....


Maybe.

Let's hear some suggestions.

 

[CanOWorms]

Where do you work?

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: CanOWorms
Where do you work?

Radio station.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

take a crap on the floor

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
take a crap on the floor

I mean something new.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
take a crap on the floor

I mean something new.

take a crap in the sink

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
take a crap in the sink

I'm talking *new* my friend.

 

[CanOWorms]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
take a crap on the floor

I mean something new.

take a crap in the sink

Unassemble the chairs or something else, take a crap in it, and then reassemble it If you're unable to do it, replace with fish.

 

[Mill]

I think you should do a breaking news segment and announce that Gerald Ford was eaten by Wolves.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Mill
I think you should do a breaking news segment and announce that Gerald Ford was eaten by Wolves.

Done and done.

 

[Jeff7181]

4 words... War of the Worlds

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Mill
I think you should do a breaking news segment and announce that Gerald Ford was eaten by Wolves.

Done and done.

But he said something "new" That's old news

 

[MAME]

Kick your boss in the nuts, then take your shoe off and throw it at your nuts.

 

[Aquaman]

Put fresh fish in a zip lock bag.............. put it in the air duct.............. wait for it to pop open and let the smell take make your vengence

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
4 words... War of the Worlds

I asked about running an alert about Dihydrogen Monoxide creeping into our water supply, but apparently I can go to jail for that. The FCC is pretty anal.

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Any particular reason you want to burn that bridge before you cross it?

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Any particular reason you want to burn that bridge before you cross it?

maybe it is tradition. In any case maybe wrap up a dead fish and hide it somewhere in the office.

 

[Jzero]

I think a Yanni marathon is in order.

Unless you work for an easy listening station.
In which case a DIO marathon is in order.

 

[Amorphus]

day 1: release a buttload of flies into the offices, and put out food and other bait to keep them inside in inconspicuous places.
day 2: in a sudden act of "goodwill" P), bring in a few hundred frogs and let them run around.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Haha, this thread is awesome.

(Sorry, no contributions here.)





KeyserSoze

 

[blackdogdeek]

i've always thought dead air for extended periods was the mother of all faux pas

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
day 1: release a buttload of flies into the offices, and put out food and other bait to keep them inside in inconspicuous places.

Make sure that some of that food includes coleslaw.

 

[ThePresence]

Read War of the Worlds on air.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Get a few clips from GTA3's "Chatterbox" and play those. The ad for the Maibatsu Monstrosity and the Puppet Festival would be good ones.

 

[EyeMWing]

Barricade yourself in the booth and hold a pow-wow with random listeners on the phone. Whenever one of your fellow employees, or some nutjob calls up and tells you to go away, play some music that's universally disagreeable. Like, ummm. Uhhhhhhh.... errrrrrrrrr...... Ah yes, Metallica - St. Anger