"I would like to know what compents are keeping your system from being the ultimate kickass machine around..."..
i wouldn't consider the parallel port by any means to be preventing my sys. from being the ultmiate kickass machine...in fact, it's not slowing down my system at all, nor is it slowing down my printing speeds, since my printer is only capable of 5ppm printing...in fact, i'd have to think your printer would need to be 50ppm before the parallel port started hindering its performance...
same goes for serial port, since i dont' use them...
same goes for my ISA slot which is occupied by a 56K modem...