POLL: true or false - if it weren't for the sex, we'd all be marrying our best friend

vi edit

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My best friend can't cook, clean or decorate a house to save his life.

So no.
 

gopunk

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if it weren't for the sex, would we even bother with marriage?

no sex, no kids, no kids, no need for committment, no need for committment, no need for marriage
 

Lager

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: gopunk
if it weren't for the sex, would we even bother with marriage?

If it werent for sex, none of us would even be here.

How many females notfred have you slept with?
 

Rainsford

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
My best friend can't cook, clean or decorate a house to save his life.

So no.

You're marrying someone so they can cook, clean and deccorate the house? How enlightened of you
rolleye.gif
 

Yax

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Originally posted by: gopunk
if it weren't for the sex, would we even bother with marriage?

no sex, no kids, no kids, no need for committment, no need for committment, no need for marriage

 

Yax

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: gopunk
if it weren't for the sex, would we even bother with marriage?

If it werent for sex, none of us would even be here.

How are you getting sex on ATOT? Oh wait, right hand on mouse and left hand on... I C.
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: Lager
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: gopunk
if it weren't for the sex, would we even bother with marriage?

If it werent for sex, none of us would even be here.

How many females notfred have you slept with?

WTF does that have to do with anything?

And by "here" I mean "on this earth", not "on this website".
 

Zenmervolt

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What if our best friend isn't the same sex?

And no, I can't imagine marrying her. We'd kill each other.

ZV
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: Rainsford
Originally posted by: vi_edit
My best friend can't cook, clean or decorate a house to save his life.

So no.

You're marrying someone so they can cook, clean and deccorate the house? How enlightened of you
rolleye.gif

It's called a joke.

My wife will have a "Dr." designation in front of her name and make more than double than what I do when she finishes school next year if that answers any questions.
 

StageLeft

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: Rainsford
Originally posted by: vi_edit
My best friend can't cook, clean or decorate a house to save his life.

So no.

You're marrying someone so they can cook, clean and deccorate the house? How enlightened of you
rolleye.gif

It's called a joke.

My wife will have a "Dr." designation in front of her name and make more than double than what I do when she finishes school next year if that answers and questions.
Yeah it says you wanted a sugar momma!!

 

PoPPeR

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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
What if our best friend isn't the same sex?

And no, I can't imagine marrying her. We'd kill each other.

ZV
you'd kill your best friend?
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Rainsford
Originally posted by: vi_edit
My best friend can't cook, clean or decorate a house to save his life.

So no.

You're marrying someone so they can cook, clean and deccorate the house? How enlightened of you
rolleye.gif

Isn't that why gay people want to get married? :D
 

Yax

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: Rainsford
Originally posted by: vi_edit
My best friend can't cook, clean or decorate a house to save his life.

So no.

You're marrying someone so they can cook, clean and deccorate the house? How enlightened of you
rolleye.gif

It's called a joke.

My wife will have a "Dr." designation in front of her name and make more than double than what I do when she finishes school next year if that answers and questions.

Wow, she cooks, cleans and decorate a house plus she's a doctor and makes more money than you. Shall I pinch you now to wake you up or do you want to endulge a little more. ;) J/K too.
 

Drekce

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I did marry my best friend. I feel sorry for anyone who's spouse is not also their best friend.
 

Zenmervolt

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
What if our best friend isn't the same sex?

And no, I can't imagine marrying her. We'd kill each other.

ZV
you'd kill your best friend?
If we were married. The dynamic of our friendship just isn't at all conducive to a healthy marriage. Plus it'd be like marrying my sister. Just plain ewww.

ZV
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
What if our best friend isn't the same sex?

And no, I can't imagine marrying her. We'd kill each other.

ZV
you'd kill your best friend?

Irreconcilable differences..

Nope, on the marrying a dude though even though I wouldn't have to have sex with him. There is still too much intimacy you'd be missing out on, but yes gay people have it made inside their own houses.
 

Viper GTS

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Originally posted by: Drekce
I did marry my best friend. I feel sorry for anyone who's spouse is not also their best friend.

Workin' on that right now. Two best friends are both women, one's my sister & one's my g/f.

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