AstroManLuca
Lifer
I only wipe the seat if it's obviously not clean. Otherwise I just sit down and let 'er rip.
Originally posted by: bignateyk
I do a quick visual inspection. If there is any hair or small amount of liquid on the seat I just wipe it off with TP.
If it's bad enough that a quick wipe-down won't take care of it, then I find a different stall.
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
I just stand as far away from the toilet as possible and see if I can project it in still, like when us guys get drunk and do the same thing pissing in the urinal.
I pretend it is the last second shot in the NBA finals, and I am Kobe Bryant. "Three, two, one....."
I havent made it yet, but when I do, you will hear a scream of elation come from the bathroom at my work.
Originally posted by: funkymatt
i swear people stand up while dropping bombs here. How else can you miss the entire bowl?
Originally posted by: spidey07
Butt gaskets are for freaks.
your panties must have skid marks after long road tripsOriginally posted by: Lothar
I don't shit in public.
Originally posted by: meltdown75
your panties must have skid marks after long road tripsOriginally posted by: Lothar
I don't shit in public.
Originally posted by: Lothar
Originally posted by: meltdown75
your panties must have skid marks after long road tripsOriginally posted by: Lothar
I don't shit in public.
I don't go on road trips.
I'm also one of those who doesn't have a bowel movement every day or 2x a day.
I have on average about 3 per week, never more than 4.
Even if it's a 14hr road trip, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to handle it.
Originally posted by: ManyBeers
What are needed in restrooms are toilet seats that are spring-loaded to always be in the up position. That way the SLOBS who refuse to raise the seats while urinating will at least be forced to practice common courtesy whether they like it or not--through the use of technology(spring).
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
Ass gaskets are for wimps. Honestly I think the people who obsess about this kind of thing (and who use Purel and feel the need to use paper towels to touch the bathroom door handle) are bizarre, and probably LESS healthy than those of us who don't bother. Who ever heard of anyone getting an illness from a toilet seat?
Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Originally posted by: ManyBeers
What are needed in restrooms are toilet seats that are spring-loaded to always be in the up position. That way the SLOBS who refuse to raise the seats while urinating will at least be forced to practice common courtesy whether they like it or not--through the use of technology(spring).
Places used to have these a long time ago and I don't know why they got rid of them. I wish seats would stay up unless you were sitting on them. A lot less chance someone's going to pee on it