I like 'em bald and balding.
Main Entry: Whig
Pronunciation: 'hwig, 'wig
Function: noun
Etymology: short for Whiggamore, member of a Scottish group that marched to Edinburgh in 1648 to oppose the court party
Date: circa 1680
1 : a member or supporter of a major British political group of the late 17th through early 19th centuries seeking to limit the royal authority and increase parliamentary power -- compare TORY
2 : an American favoring independence from Great Britain during the American Revolution
3 : a member or supporter of an American political party formed about 1834 in opposition to the Jacksonian Democrats, associated chiefly with manufacturing, commercial, and financial interests, and succeeded about 1854 by the Republican party
- Whig adjective
- Whig·gism /'hwi-"gi-z&m/ noun  
edit: Is there an inside joke here I am missing?  Are you going to put a member of Parliment on your head? 
Adul, I liked you from the start.  Your icon has nothing to do with it.