According to laugh lab These are suspose to be the two funniest jokes in the USA...
Which one is funnier?
A
At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: ?Major Barry, what the devil's wrong with Sergeant Jones? platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.?
?Well sir,? says Major Barry after a moment of observation.
?There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.?
or B
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.? The man then replies: ?Yeah, well we were married 35 years.?
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Which one is funnier?
A
At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: ?Major Barry, what the devil's wrong with Sergeant Jones? platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.?
?Well sir,? says Major Barry after a moment of observation.
?There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.?
or B
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.? The man then replies: ?Yeah, well we were married 35 years.?
Full study/article:
Laugh Lab
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