***Poll*** The two funniest jokes in the USA...

AccruedExpenditure

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According to laugh lab These are suspose to be the two funniest jokes in the USA...

Which one is funnier?

A

At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: ?Major Barry, what the devil's wrong with Sergeant Jones? platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.?
?Well sir,? says Major Barry after a moment of observation.

?There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.?

or B

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: ?Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.? The man then replies: ?Yeah, well we were married 35 years.?


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Xenon14

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You're missing an option, "they're not funny." Well, it's not that they're not funny, but by no means are they the "funniest" jokes in the usa.