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Poll: Superman vs. Jesus Christ

Who'd Win America?

  • Jesus Christ

  • Superman

Results are only viewable after voting.
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Superman wins all 50 states.

/fox news
 
Superman would be problematic, though. He'd be too busy fighting the next great threat to the country--and the world--alone, while the economy collapses around him.

It would be tough on a nation to have their leader constantly under attack by threat after threat, with so many domestic issues being neglected.

Plus, being a space alien, I'm not sure how truly empathetic he would be towards human issues.
 
zinfamous said:
Superman would be problematic, though. He'd be too busy fighting the next great threat to the country--and the world--alone, while the economy collapses around him.

It would be tough on a nation to have their leader constantly under attack by threat after threat, with so many domestic issues being neglected.

Plus, being a space alien, I'm not sure how truly empathetic he would be towards human issues.
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Plus he's an illegal immigrant, the mental people over there would be asking for his birth certificate.
 
Jesus would never win. He's a hippy socialist scum nazi. He's also weak on terror. Didn't he say something about turn the other cheek? Screw that. I say glass parking lot. He also said a bunch of shit about rich people have no chance of getting into heaven and he said people should give away all their possessions.

Superman gets my vote. He works 2 jobs, he's heterosexual, and he's tough on crime - capital punishment for all.
 
ShawnD1 said:
Jesus would never win. He's a hippy socialist scum nazi. He's also weak on terror. Didn't he say something about turn the other cheek? Screw that. I say glass parking lot. He also said a bunch of shit about rich people have no chance of getting into heaven and he said people should give away all their possessions.

Superman gets my vote. He works 2 jobs, he's heterosexual, and he's tough on crime - capital punishment for all.
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Superman wins election
Is pressured to deal with the dismal economy and the national debt.
Superman can't take it anymore, give up, starts getting drunk daily.
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Superman, just because there's quite a lot of athiest extremists in the states that would get together to pass some kind of law that would prevent Jesus from being able to run.

Kinda how they removed christian references from schools, the court room, work place etc. So yeah, Jesus would probably not end up president, well he could but it would take a miracle. 😀
 
Red Squirrel said:
Superman, just because there's quite a lot of athiest extremists in the states that would get together to pass some kind of law that would prevent Jesus from being able to run.

Kinda how they removed christian references from schools, the court room, work place etc. So yeah, Jesus would probably not end up president, well he could but it would take a miracle. 😀
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😕
stay in canada. we don't like you here.
 
Red Squirrel said:
Superman, just because there's quite a lot of athiest extremists in the states that would get together to pass some kind of law that would prevent Jesus from being able to run.

Kinda how they removed christian references from schools, the court room, work place etc. So yeah, Jesus would probably not end up president, well he could but it would take a miracle. 😀
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Actually, Jesus believed in separation of church and state.

"Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s" Matthew 22:21

No Republican would ever vote for Jesus, he'd be the perfect liberal candidate though.
 
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