Poll: Stunning fat chick, average thin chick, or ugly chick with super nice body?

[TurtleCrusher]

Me? I'd probably go for the normallish woman and take my chances. Fat chicks would probably have fat babies, and I don't want no fat children rolling back and forth in my living room. That would piss me off.

Holy fuck. Almost sig worthy.

 

[JulesMaximus]

No fat chicks...no way man.

 

[Malak]

No fat chicks...no way man.

Jules Jules Jules... don't lie to yourself. You know you want the Norwegian tennis player. Quit kidding yourself. It's ok, you can admit you think she's hot. We are your friends Jules.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Jules Jules Jules... don't lie to yourself. You know you want the Norwegian tennis player. Quit kidding yourself. It's ok, you can admit you think she's hot. We are your friends Jules.

No dude, I'm a happily married man. I'm not looking for chicks and I'm definitely not looking for fat chicks.

 

[FoBoT]

do not want

that is the chick that got kicked off a southwest airlines flight for wearing a short skirt that showed her junk

 

[StageLeft]

Gonna go minority here, I am a butterface chooser because butterface to me says she's taken what she had an perfected it. A woman with a solid, fit body regardless of face has put in the effort and I respect it.

 

[mafia]

fat chick 😛 .. liposuction and she'll be perfect!

 

[Malak]

Gonna go minority here, I am a butterface chooser because butterface to me says she's taken what she had an perfected it. A woman with a solid, fit body regardless of face has put in the effort and I respect it.

But if you go with the big girl she can do the same thing. No gym in the world get your face in shape.

 

[Brainonska511]

I'm surprised no one said it yet: Babe thread, lock it up.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Gonna go minority here, I am a butterface chooser because butterface to me says she's taken what she had an perfected it. A woman with a solid, fit body regardless of face has put in the effort and I respect it.

respect != woody for me.

 

[dawp]

From my experience, larger women tend to be hornier.

 

[theflyingpig]

From my experience, larger women tend to be hornier.

Oh, is that so?

 

[TruePaige]

From my experience, larger women tend to be hornier.

Not being starved to death gives you some extra energy.

 

[Mike]

Fat chick would do more...but it's just wrong.

 

[theflyingpig]

Not being starved to death gives you some extra energy.

Except that fatties are all out of shape, so really, you would have to do all the work or else you risk filling the room with the horrible smell of fat sweat. Fat women really are disgusting in every way imaginable. Everyone knows this.

 

[Acanthus]

This thread makes me muy triste.

 

[TruePaige]

Except that fatties are all out of shape, so really, you would have to do all the work or else you risk filling the room with the horrible smell of fat sweat. Fat women really are disgusting in every way imaginable. Everyone knows this.

If I knew you as a more serious poster I'd be disappointed in you.

 

[thepd7]

From my experience, larger women tend to be hornier.

Oh, is that so?

This is absolutely correct. They also give better head.

 

[Fayd]

makeup works wonders.

 

[theflyingpig]

This is absolutely correct. They also give better head.

Wrong. Research has shown that 99.999% of the men who say "Fat women give better head" have never been with more than three women and/or have never had sex more than 6 times. Therefore they simply don't have the experience necessary to make a sound and reasonable judgment. Now, I have never, and will never, be with a fattie, but I'm absolutely certain that no matter what she does, or is willing to do, it will never make up for her being a fat disgusting slob. Sex is never better with a fattie. Everyone knows this.

 

[Fayd]

dont be mean to anna kournikova like that.

she does not have cankles.

 

[dawp]

Wrong. Research has shown that 99.999% of the men who say "Fat women give better head" have never been with more than three women and/or have never had sex more than 6 times. Therefore they simply don't have the experience necessary to make a sound and reasonable judgment. Now, I have never, and will never, be with a fattie, but I'm absolutely certain that no matter what she does, or is willing to do, it will never make up for her being a fat disgusting slob. Sex is never better with a fattie. Everyone knows this.

You have never had sex with anyone except rosie palm. Everyone knows this.

 

[Spike]

You have never had sex with anyone except rosie palm. Everyone knows this.

Thats probably the case with 2/3 of the posters on ATOT 😉

 

[QueBert]

1st girl isn't fat so this poll is worthless, anyone who thinks she's fat is a stupid piece of crapshit. She might not be skinny but fat? LOL ATOT has some of the biggest retards ever.
5'10 180 isn't fat Jesus Christ

 

[Kadarin]

Of the three girls in the OP, I'd bang the fat chick. Normally, however, I (like all normal men) am not sexually attracted to obesity.