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I seriously doubt that. Those two don't even have anything to put your arms around. Might as well hug a pen...
I don't know what Sarah McLachlan looks like, but unless she's obscenely obese she can't be less attractive than those two. And I can't comment on any of their intelligence levels or personalities because I don't know any of them.
I'd take Katie (very dear female friend of mine, who I also have other feelings for) over any celebrity you could name.
She's very nice, quite intelligent and pretty enough to keep me happy. She's also not a toothpick (which I don't like).