POLL: Paris Hilton

[letdown427]

IMO:

She's really, REALLY ugly facially. Her hair looks utterly stupid a lot of the time, and my god those stupid sunglasses. How are they 'cool' again?

Also, she is incredibly annoying, utterly stupid, has that annoying ugly friend thing in that god awful series, and her body is really, really nasty.

I haven't mentioned that she is a diseased skank as I don't want people to think that I wouldn't touch her just because she's like a KFC Bargain Bucket, her appearance scares johnson into hiding long before my brain has engaged survival mode and sent the "oh god don't hit that, major disease alert" message.

The poll is perfectly balanced, although perhaps it's somewhat overly on the positive side.



@mugs:

First time I've felt the need to disagree with you mate! I'd consider losing a nut to see her forcibly removed from the living realm however

 

[SZLiao214]

no, i dont really find her attractive at all. Way to skinny for my taste.

 

[linkgoron]

Originally posted by: letdown427
IMO:

She's really, REALLY ugly facially. Her hair looks utterly stupid a lot of the time, and my god those stupid sunglasses. How are they 'cool' again?

Also, she is incredibly annoying, utterly stupid, has that annoying ugly friend thing in that god awful series, and her body is really, really nasty.

I haven't mentioned that she is a diseased skank as I don't want people to think that I wouldn't touch her just because she's like a KFC Bargain Bucket, her appearance scares johnson into hiding long before my brain has engaged survival mode and sent the "oh god don't hit that, major disease alert" message.

The poll is perfectly balanced, although perhaps it's somewhat overly on the positive side.



@mugs:

First time I've felt the need to disagree with you mate! I'd consider losing a nut to see her forcibly removed from the living realm however

Her friend is hot imo.

 

[God On Alcohol]

hell no, she's a fvcking dumbass, but if she wanted me to have umm.. well yea... OF COURSE I WOULD ACCEPT

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: JS80
everyone on ATOT would at least give up 1 nut to bang her.

Yeah....it'd probably turn green and fall off by itself. She's dirty down there....

 

[LcarsSystem]

hell no, she is fugly....

 

[JOJOBEAN]

if she touched my penis it would smell like moldy bread then fall off

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: JS80
everyone on ATOT would at least give up 1 nut to bang her.

Wow, one honest guy in ATOT ^ :thumbsup:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: mjh

Originally posted by: middlehead
I notice that your poll is slightly biased.

It is?

agreed. where is it biased?

 

[BoomerD]

While she's not the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, I'd hit it...in a heartbeat...you're all just trying to fool yourselves when you say you wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole, even if it was yours...hell, most of the pron stars aren't as decent looking as she is...but she is pretty skanky and slutty...just the way I like em...

 

[LcarsSystem]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: JS80
everyone on ATOT would at least give up 1 nut to bang her.

Wow, one honest guy in ATOT ^ :thumbsup:

I'm sorry but I wouldn't give up a nut to do her, I wouldn't even drive 5min to do her. She is repulsive in everyway imaginable to me and I have my own girlfriend who I find much more attractive on every level.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: letdown427
IMO:

She's really, REALLY ugly facially. Her hair looks utterly stupid a lot of the time, and my god those stupid sunglasses. How are they 'cool' again?

Also, she is incredibly annoying, utterly stupid, has that annoying ugly friend thing in that god awful series, and her body is really, really nasty.

I haven't mentioned that she is a diseased skank as I don't want people to think that I wouldn't touch her just because she's like a KFC Bargain Bucket, her appearance scares johnson into hiding long before my brain has engaged survival mode and sent the "oh god don't hit that, major disease alert" message.

The poll is perfectly balanced, although perhaps it's somewhat overly on the positive side.



@mugs:

First time I've felt the need to disagree with you mate! I'd consider losing a nut to see her forcibly removed from the living realm however

qft

 

[imported_LoKe]

She's tappable.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: JS80
everyone on ATOT would at least give up 1 nut to bang her.

Why? She isn't particularly attractive. She has a perma-stoned look on her face. Her body is pathetic (too skinny and a flabby ass). She is about as annoying as it gets. She sleeps around.

You don't have to look very hard to find woman who are infinitely better than Paris Hilton.

The question was not if you'd want to spend the rest of your life with her till death do you part.
Is she hot or not?

 

[LcarsSystem]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: JS80
everyone on ATOT would at least give up 1 nut to bang her.

Why? She isn't particularly attractive. She has a perma-stoned look on her face. Her body is pathetic (too skinny and a flabby ass). She is about as annoying as it gets. She sleeps around.

You don't have to look very hard to find woman who are infinitely better than Paris Hilton.

The question was not if you'd want to spend the rest of your life with her till death do you part.
Is she hot or not?

Absolutely not.... on any scale..

 

[DrPizza]

You've gotta be kidding me.... a thread with this topic made it this far without:

TTIWWP!

 

[dr150]

WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES..............You ATOT nerds are funny.

While she may be many things, 99% of you naysayers would JUMP at the chance to doublewrap your 4" tool to one-time tap that skank's skinny ass.......

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: LoKe
She's tappable.

she is?

 

[Smartazz]

Nice poll choices.

 

[Sqube]

Originally posted by: JS80
everyone on ATOT would at least give up 1 nut to bang her.

Goddamn lie.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

She is a pretty despicable person, but she is also one sexy bitch IMO. Anyone who says she isn't has never seen her sex tape. I think she has a beautiful face as well.

 

[Viper GTS]

With a bag over her head & a gag, sure.

Oh and access to her trust fund.



Viper GTS

 

[LcarsSystem]

Originally posted by: dr150
WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES..............You ATOT nerds are funny.

While she may be many things, 99% of you naysayers would JUMP at the chance to doublewrap your 4" tool to one-time tap that skank's skinny ass.......

Maybe you would but I wouldn't, she is repulsive.

I'd rather have a fleshlight than have her.

 

[Rainsford]

Just to do a fair test, I did a google image search for "Paris Hilton" and the most attractive thing *I* saw was the Hilton hotel in Paris, France Does that mean I wouldn't sleep with her? I don't know if I'd rule THAT out, I am a guy after all.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: dr150
WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES..............You ATOT nerds are funny.

While she may be many things, 99% of you naysayers would JUMP at the chance to doublewrap your 4" tool to one-time tap that skank's skinny ass.......

Maybe you would but I wouldn't, she is repulsive.

I'd rather have a fleshlight than have her.

As if you'd have a choice.