*POLL* Ninja - Paranormal or Illusionary?

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: brigden


Wow. A Kid's In The Hall fan. Cool.

Kevin: "I just got him and I love him and I'm going to name him and it's going to be a perfect name 'cause he's the perfect dog and I love him....isn't he great?"

Bruce: "No. I don't like him."

K: "What?"

B: "Sorry"

K: "What's wrong with him?"

B: "He's just not my type of dog . . . he's just not . . . a terrier!"

(sung by Bruce)


Terriers are my very favourite breed.
They're cute and cuddly and easy dogs to feed.
They'll bring you up whenever you are down.
Terriers average 20 pounds.
When I walk around in this terrier town,
One thing that makes me down,
Is when people put bandanas on their dogs.

Terriers are my very favourite breed,
Cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed.
Terriers were there in the 11th century,
Napoleon had one to prevent misery.
Terriers are good with the aged,
Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives.
No one wants to die,
Like this guy died.
Die die, die die.
Die die, die die.
Worms eating your eyes.
Bass solo.


(Notices women behind him in black bikini's and veils)

Ah, excuse me ladies, you're scantily clad and have nothing to do with the narrative. Therefore, it's sexist. Sorry.

(they go away)


Wow, that hurt.
You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed,
and you call in sick, if you had a job.
You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV,
eat corn chips and masturbate.

Sure you do.

Well, when those days happen . . .
what you should do is start thinking about my friends.
My little furry, waterproof pals.
You know I'm talking about . . .


Les terriers sont mes types favourites,
Jolies, charmantes.
Pas de probleme a maintenir.
Il donnent du joie.
Quand tu es "blue."
Les terries sont a peu pres,
Vingt livres.


Give terriers a chance (Yeah!)
Do the terrier dance.
No, let's not.
But if you want your love to show,
If you want your love to grow.
Then go terri-, go terri-, go terri- errr.


(dialog)

B: "See . . . your dog just isn't good enough"

K: "I guess you're right. Go on, Snaxi (sp??), to a brand new life!"

You're a dumbass!

 

[conjur]

What a lame-ass site.

BTW, although illusionary is technically correct, the more common term is illusory.

 

[yukichigai]

These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know....

 

[Richdog]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
parallusionary

in that movie American Ninja, all the ninjas could dodge bullets by turning sideways, yet they could not avoid much slower moving ninja stars, which shows ninja stars have mystical powers...

Woah - in that movie, did the ninjas flip out for no reason and cut off a bunch of heads while wailing on their guitars? NO? THEN IT'S FAKE!!!

And dlck of the year award goes to (drumroll)... Jehovah! Please accept this small plastic trophy as a symbol of our respect and appreciation. :beer:

 

[Buttzilla]

rothfl

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Richdog

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
parallusionary

in that movie American Ninja, all the ninjas could dodge bullets by turning sideways, yet they could not avoid much slower moving ninja stars, which shows ninja stars have mystical powers...

Woah - in that movie, did the ninjas flip out for no reason and cut off a bunch of heads while wailing on their guitars? NO? THEN IT'S FAKE!!!

And dlck of the year award goes to (drumroll)... Jehovah! Please accept this small plastic trophy as a symbol of our respect and appreciation. :beer:

Thank you, thank you . . . I worked long and hard for this title, and my hard efforts finally paid off. I'd like to thank my father, my mother, and my brother as well as all the dumbasses out there!

You're a dumbass!

 

[MustangSVT]

LMFAO!!!!!!

OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD MY HEAD IS DIZZY!!! perhaps my sleepyness contribuitai..df jLOL:;; "D"D"D!!

hahae4t

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
LMFAO!!!!!!

OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD MY HEAD IS DIZZY!!! perhaps my sleepyness contribuitai..df jLOL:;; "D"D"D!!

hahae4t

Maybe you're laughing so hard cuz you're so pumped up

 

[Dacalo]

lol seen this before but still hilarious

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
LMFAO!!!!!!

OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD MY HEAD IS DIZZY!!! perhaps my sleepyness contribuitai..df jLOL:;; "D"D"D!!

hahae4t

Maybe you're laughing so hard cuz you're so pumped up

You're a dumbass!