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Wuffsunie

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Ninja.

The only things that can kill a ninja are a nuclear bomb and another ninja. Zombies can be killed by a good, swift, boot to the head.
 
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n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
Ninja.

The only things that can kill a ninja are a nuclear bomb and another ninja. Zombies can be killed by a good, swift, boot to the head.
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Or Midnighter. Or Batman. Or a well placed table.
 
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TheNinja

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Oh my goodness. I cannot believe how stupid some of you people are to even think that a zombie, or even a thousand zombies could kill a ninja. The fact that a ninja is so sweet should be your first clue. The fact that ninjas can flip out and not even think twice about it should be another clue.

If you think a zombie can beat a ninja, you are either:

a ) a little baby who pees his pants
b ) a stupid idiot
c ) a zombie, pirate, or viking
d ) aquaman
e ) all of the above

(I even have a movie script to prove how awesome ninjas are compared to all else)
 
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n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Oh my goodness. I cannot believe how stupid some of you people are to even think that a zombie, or even a thousand zombies could kill a ninja. The fact that a ninja is so sweet should be your first clue. The fact that ninjas can flip out and not even think twice about it should be another clue.

If you think a zombie can beat a ninja, you are either:

a ) a little baby who pees his pants
b ) a stupid idiot
c ) a zombie, pirate, or viking
d ) aquaman
e ) all of the above

(I even have a movie script to prove how awesome ninjas are compared to all else)
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I'm working on a comic book script that proves how stupid ninjas are. What's your point?
 
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lightpants

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If a ninja saw a zombie, he would just flip out, kill the zombie, pop a 6 foot boner and bang like 100 hot chicks.
It would be that simple.
 
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Klixxer

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Oh my goodness. I cannot believe how stupid some of you people are to even think that a zombie, or even a thousand zombies could kill a ninja. The fact that a ninja is so sweet should be your first clue. The fact that ninjas can flip out and not even think twice about it should be another clue.

If you think a zombie can beat a ninja, you are either:

a ) a little baby who pees his pants
b ) a stupid idiot
c ) a zombie, pirate, or viking
d ) aquaman
e ) all of the above

(I even have a movie script to prove how awesome ninjas are compared to all else)
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I'm working on a comic book script that proves how stupid ninjas are. What's your point?
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Ninjas are like these idiots who jump around, my P229 would make them not whole ninjas but hole ninjas.

Nuclear Ninjas, now those are the guys you should watch out for.
 
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n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Oh my goodness. I cannot believe how stupid some of you people are to even think that a zombie, or even a thousand zombies could kill a ninja. The fact that a ninja is so sweet should be your first clue. The fact that ninjas can flip out and not even think twice about it should be another clue.

If you think a zombie can beat a ninja, you are either:

a ) a little baby who pees his pants
b ) a stupid idiot
c ) a zombie, pirate, or viking
d ) aquaman
e ) all of the above

(I even have a movie script to prove how awesome ninjas are compared to all else)
Click to expand...

I'm working on a comic book script that proves how stupid ninjas are. What's your point?
Click to expand...

Ninjas are like these idiots who jump around, my P229 would make them not whole ninjas but hole ninjas.

Nuclear Ninjas, now those are the guys you should watch out for.
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Batman would whoop their asses.
 
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Klixxer

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Apr 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Oh my goodness. I cannot believe how stupid some of you people are to even think that a zombie, or even a thousand zombies could kill a ninja. The fact that a ninja is so sweet should be your first clue. The fact that ninjas can flip out and not even think twice about it should be another clue.

If you think a zombie can beat a ninja, you are either:

a ) a little baby who pees his pants
b ) a stupid idiot
c ) a zombie, pirate, or viking
d ) aquaman
e ) all of the above

(I even have a movie script to prove how awesome ninjas are compared to all else)
Click to expand...

I'm working on a comic book script that proves how stupid ninjas are. What's your point?
Click to expand...

Ninjas are like these idiots who jump around, my P229 would make them not whole ninjas but hole ninjas.

Nuclear Ninjas, now those are the guys you should watch out for.
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Batman would whoop their asses.
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Batman vs nuclear ninjas? FFS man, get real, they got like stars and swords that are made by like atomic fvcking bombs man.

Pass that bong now. oooohhhhhht....phhhhht.

Oeky... so suapmn adna bansaman coald waht?
 
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OulOat

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The trush

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some zombie dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some zombie just because the zombie opened a window.
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