poll: ninja or zombie? edit: now with 100% more of each!

jagec

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is this even a question? The ninja by a long shot. All ninjas DO all day is flip out and cut peoples' heads off, which is exactly how one kills a zombie.
 

habib89

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word up jagec.. no way could a zombie survive.. hell, i'm quite sure i could take out a few zombies before i died..
 

LordMorpheus

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Originally posted by: jagec
is this even a question? The ninja by a long shot. All ninjas DO all day is flip out and cut peoples' heads off, which is exactly how one kills a zombie.

Yeah, but the problem with zombies is that they tend to be in close proximity to millions of other zombies . . . . . .

And all they need it to get a drop of blood in your system to win . . . . .
 

n0cmonkey

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Zombies work in a group, ninjas generally don't. Only the effeminate ones that get along really well. Wink wink nudge nudge
 

DaveSimmons

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Ninja would have a little trouble with Return of the Living Dead zombies (decapitation and braaaain-smashing doesn't kill them), or 28 Days Later not-really-zombies (one drop of blood on ninja and he becomes zombie).
 

Riceball

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The poll asks who would win ninja or zombie this would be a one on one battle of course ninja is both plural and singular so....
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: jamesave
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Zombie. Ninjas just suck.

I thought the one that suck is zombie. Never heard a ninja sucks. ;)

They do. $5.

On religious holidays it is 8$

Do you have to pick them up at the temple, or do they still stand around on the street corners?
 

omnez

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Originally posted by: mchammer187
Pirate! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

of course a pirate would woop both of them at once but that is not the subject at hand.
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: jamesave
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Zombie. Ninjas just suck.

I thought the one that suck is zombie. Never heard a ninja sucks. ;)

They do. $5.

On religious holidays it is 8$

Do you have to pick them up at the temple, or do they still stand around on the street corners?

Depends on how desperate they are. :D

Hi n0c, long time no see.
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: jamesave
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Zombie. Ninjas just suck.

I thought the one that suck is zombie. Never heard a ninja sucks. ;)

They do. $5.

On religious holidays it is 8$

Do you have to pick them up at the temple, or do they still stand around on the street corners?

Depends on how desperate they are. :D

Hi n0c, long time no see.

:D