Poll: National Lampoon's Vaction vs Christmas Vacation

[NFS4]

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol?"

 

[her209]

Christmas Vacation just for the mall scene.

 

[Shawn]

Christmas Vacation was the best out of all of them.

 

[Shawn]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no!We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fvcking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

 

[Rubycon]

The SH!TTER was FULL! :laugh:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
The SH!TTER was FULL! :laugh:

Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: NFS4
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol?"

Best movie quote ever.

 

[eplebnista]

National Lampoon's Vacation :thumbsup:

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Christmas Vacation > Vacation > Vegas Vacation > Euro Vacation

 

[Amused]

Whiach one was Beverly D'Angelo naked in?

European Vacation. That alone puts Euro high on the list.

 

[j00fek]

Christmas Vacation >*

 

[Midlander]

Christmas Vacation.

Warming his hands over the hole in the ceiling was one of the funniest moments of the great attic scene.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Christmas Vacation is awesome!

 

[GeekDrew]

hahaha I'm at an event in Chicago right now, where we're planning for Christmas (displays, etc).

Christmas Vacation > *

 

[Electric Amish]

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: Well that's my name.
Clark: No sh!t.

Christmas Vacation is by far the best!!!