**Poll** My roommate takes insanely long showers. How long does it take you?

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: WoodchuckCharlie
My roommate, a guy, takes the most unholy longest showers for a male I've ever seen. Luckily our schedules are staggered a bit where this doesn't effect me entirely, but when I've gotta go #1 or #2, it's frustrating. He is still going strong, and has been in there since 8:02am. It's now 8:26am.

How long does it take you guys to take a shower?

He's whacking off. It's best you not disturb him.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Maybe ten minutes if I've had sex two or three times the night before.

So, never ten minutes?


edit: oops, gotta put in that wink

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
15-20 minutes. Male. Hot water rocks.

Same...sometimes longer at school - I don't think the hot water ever runs out here!

Gotta get the most out of my money...

Edit: and for the record, that involves no kitten killing!

 

[GTaudiophile]

8-10 minutes on average. I never made a habit of killing kittens in the shower.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Just knock and then go in there and pinch one off and say "Sorry dude, I was about to soil myself"

 

[murphy55d]

15-20 minutes. And no carrot polishing, either.

I can do it in much less if I'm in a hurry but a nice warm shower is pretty relaxing for me.

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
8-10 minutes on average. I never made a habit of killing kittens in the shower.

 

[kami]

10-15 minutes to shower, shave, and brush my teeth
I can do it in 5-7 minutes if I am in a mad rush.

 

[MikeO]

Something between 15 and 45 minutes, depends what mood I'm in.

 

[lilFajita]

depends if it is a date night or not I usually am out within 12-18 minutes, though. Shorter when i shower at the gym.

 

[3L33T32003]

**Poll** My roommate takes insanely long showers.

Do what I used to do. Slowly turn off the hot water tap coming out of the tank--the water will get cold and the guy will get out... NOT the inlet, he will burn his ass as the water level gets lower in the tank.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: MrBond
My one housemate has this special ability to determine when we will all be needing the bathroom the most. At that point, he jumps in the bathroom for 10-20 minutes (we have one bathroom here). He's especially bad about it on poker night when the rest of us have had some drinks. Right at the point where we all need the bathroom, he decideds to take a shower. Then in the morning, he'll get up 5 minutes before we all do, and takes ANOTHER shower.

Let me tell you, one bathroom is not enough for three guys.

Same exact thing with one of my roomates, except 3 of us share 1 bathroom. I dread waking up every morning, because no matter what time I wake up, he gets in RIGHT before me and takes a HALF HOUR which totally F's up my whole day.

Even the time I had to wake up at 6am and get into work for an early meeting, he got in right before me. It was uncanny.

 

[ggavinmoss]

[TODO: write masturbation-conditioner joke]

-geoff

 

[Geekbabe]

I've never bothered timing myself,lol, I stay there till I'm clean

 

[Juniper]

My roommate, a guy, takes the most unholy longest showers for a male I've ever seen. Luckily our schedules are staggered a bit where this doesn't effect me entirely, but when I've gotta go #1 or #2, it's frustrating. He is still going strong, and has been in there since 8:02am. It's now 8:26am.

Wow, so much water wasted.

 

[yoda291]

when I was in the dormitory, I used to shower to relax a bit at the end of the day, really calmed the shoulder and back and neck muscles. If I know no one is going to use the shower (ie, they're out bar hopping or passed out), I could take a couple hours around finals. Now that I'm home tho, I am up, showered, and back to my computer in about 10 minutes if I have to do work because I don't want to use up the hot water.... but I think a shower is one of the nicest pleasures you have in your every day routine...why rush?

 

[Eli]

It takes me a minimum of 25 minutes to shower, and up to an hour depending on if I shave or not.

I really don't understand how you guys can wash every part of you and call it clean in 15 minutes.. or less.

 

[cressida]

Originally posted by: yoda291
when I was in the dormitory, I used to shower to relax a bit at the end of the day, really calmed the shoulder and back and neck muscles. If I know no one is going to use the shower (ie, they're out bar hopping or passed out), I could take a couple hours around finals. Now that I'm home tho, I am up, showered, and back to my computer in about 10 minutes if I have to do work because I don't want to use up the hot water.... but I think a shower is one of the nicest pleasures you have in your every day routine...why rush?

 

[slikmunks]

male... morning, in a rush, <10min

any other time, not in a rush, after working out or exercising, anywhere from 20-40 min

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Eli
It takes me a minimum of 25 minutes to shower, and up to an hour depending on if I shave or not.

I really don't understand how you guys can wash every part of you and call it clean in 15 minutes.. or less.

high pressure detachable shower head.

 

[Dedpuhl]

5-7 minutes.

Both of my roommates take 25-40 minute showers. Luckily, I have my own bathroom...

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
wank or no wank?

hehehe...my showers take about 10mins

 

[eakers]

until the hot water runs out completely.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: eakers
until the hot water runs out completely.

Why?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: eakers
until the hot water runs out completely.

Why?

Why not? Hot water rulez. Only time someone can be warm in Canada.

- M4H