Hey, I vote Ass-tec too. 4 out of 5 I've seen on the road had dealer plates. I guess the managers are forced into driving them. The fifth is actually owned by someone in the complex I work in. I assure you it looks even more wretched covered in road salt. I should bring my digital camera to work and take some pic to use in a sobriety test.
Q: Hey dude, would you drive this thing?
HELL NOOOOO!!!! = Dead sober
Sure, I'll take it = Too drunk to drive
What Sicpture? = Place in front seat of Aztec and take blackmail pictures.
I think the nickname, "AMC Gremlin 2000" is fitting.
Windogg