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Poll Masturbating...

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Originally posted by: LongAce
Originally posted by: JeffCos
His name isn't long ace for nothing...Enjoy your ban sir.

Seriously, What's up with this ban thing all the time.

Because the Kleenex Jockeys around here would take this poll as some sort of contest.

And they don't need any more encouragement to go slap-box the One-Eyed Champ for a few rounds.

- M4H
 

About 3~4 times per week prior to having my current GF. Currently 0 because I get some about 3~4 times per week from the GF (on holidays I would get it everyday because we are not busy working).
 
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
I'm going to go against the grain (no pun intended) and say I don't do it at all. Why? Mainly out of my religious beliefs...but I think it is pretty silly. If you don't like my opinion, then beat it.

Dude, you've got to be waiting to explode. (Pun intended.) Ouch!

 
Do you guys just wipe your hands off when your done? This is why I would rather bow like the Japanese instead of shaking hands. This is why I hate using door handles because I know they are never cleaned.
 
Originally posted by: miri
Do you guys just wipe your hands off when your done? This is why I would rather bow like the Japanese instead of shaking hands. This is why I hate using door handles because I know they are never cleaned.

I lick my hands clean, so no worries there. Use that door handle with total confidence.
 
Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
I'm going to go against the grain (no pun intended) and say I don't do it at all. Why? Mainly out of my religious beliefs...but I think it is pretty silly. If you don't like my opinion, then beat it.

Dude, you've got to be waiting to explode. (Pun intended.) Ouch!

Let's put it this way: have you ever woke up in the morning and you were wet down there and it wasn't urine? That'll do, pig...that'll do. 😉
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: miri
Do you guys just wipe your hands off when your done? This is why I would rather bow like the Japanese instead of shaking hands. This is why I hate using door handles because I know they are never cleaned.

I lick my hands clean, so no worries there. Use that door handle with total confidence.

eww.... at least use your sock.
 
Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: miri
Do you guys just wipe your hands off when your done? This is why I would rather bow like the Japanese instead of shaking hands. This is why I hate using door handles because I know they are never cleaned.

I lick my hands clean, so no worries there. Use that door handle with total confidence.

eww.... at least use your sock.

I think NFS4 has a story about a man by the name of "Captain Smack"....
 
Originally posted by: miri
Do you guys just wipe your hands off when your done? This is why I would rather bow like the Japanese instead of shaking hands. This is why I hate using door handles because I know they are never cleaned.

That's exactly why it's the in thing now to give knucks instead of high fives or shake hands. 😉
 
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