Originally posted by: Stratum9
This reminds me of that SNL skit from last season where Rachel Drache (sp?) is done up in that genetic screw-up costume with ugly teeth and an arm coming out of her head. Only she's a siamese twin and her counterpart is good looking and making out with a guy. The ugly twin keeps making rude comments to them but they just keep making out trying to ignore her.
Finally she says to her twin's boyfriend, "You go ahead and have your fun. But just remember, I'M THE ONE WITH THE VAGINA!"