Poll: If you "cut one" at work........
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- Oct 9, 1999
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More than once I have been warned by a perpetrator to stay clear of the area and I was thankful for their warning, something along the line of "Woohoo Man those fajitas are talking to me, dont come over here unless you want to know what the inside of my @55 smells like"
I must admit I find it a bit disturbing that NO ONE has voted to warn others about the toxic gas leak :disgust:
I must admit I find it a bit disturbing that NO ONE has voted to warn others about the toxic gas leak :disgust:
where I work, there is a woman who revels in farting and making everyone else smell her stench. She especially likes to torment this one guy; she'll sneak up to his office, stick her ass in his doorway, and let one rip, and then run giggling back to her office. It's hilarious, except my office is between both of their's, so I get bombed a lot. So needless to say, whenever someone farts in the office, it's a big deal, everyone laughs and makes some crude jokes and tries to one-up that person. 
DanTMWTMP
Lifer
- Oct 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: SWScorch
where I work, there is a woman who revels in farting and making everyone else smell her stench. She especially likes to torment this one guy; she'll sneak up to his office, stick her ass in his doorway, and let one rip, and then run giggling back to her office. It's hilarious, except my office is between both of their's, so I get bombed a lot. So needless to say, whenever someone farts in the office, it's a big deal, everyone laughs and makes some crude jokes and tries to one-up that person.
LMAO
Originally posted by: SWScorch
where I work, there is a woman who revels in farting and making everyone else smell her stench. She especially likes to torment this one guy; she'll sneak up to his office, stick her ass in his doorway, and let one rip, and then run giggling back to her office. It's hilarious, except my office is between both of their's, so I get bombed a lot. So needless to say, whenever someone farts in the office, it's a big deal, everyone laughs and makes some crude jokes and tries to one-up that person.
Is she single/cute?
Originally posted by: SWScorch
negatory on both counts, sorry
Dammit. Finding a woman who'll cut a good one, laugh about it, and still be attractive is hard.
Why is this topic allowed but my "Taking a giant dump as soon as you wake up sucks." topic gets locked. Damn facists...
Meh, in my MCSA class we're all guys so there's no claim in admitting it. Hell, sometimes I save 'em for when we play Whiff, often makes people miss the hack.
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