POLL-IF You Could Teleport, Where Would You Go?

[slycat]

100 acre wood

 

[Jetblade]

In the shower with your mom or/and sister. :Q

 

[sillymofo]

You mean to move in and out of the Matrix as I please? Hmm... I'd take money out of the national bank and at the same time, peep at the female tellers. I'd help people that would be trapped. Go sit at your house at midnight and watch you sleep (uh...

) . There are many possibilities. I can start a fight and immediately end it, and then teleport back and forth to byeatch slap the clueless stupid fcuk. I would commit crimes and have perfect alibi. I can fcuk two, or three, or four girls at the same time, in different beds... .

One thing I know is that I'd never be late for work, EVAH... only if "there are no spoons"

 

[gistech1978]

rigel 4.

 

[Viper GTS]

Can you bring stuff back with you? What if it's inside you?

I'd find the biggest damn cut diamond cache in the world, swallow as many as I can...

Viper GTS

 

[ndee]

batmang, you just made my evening lol

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Can you bring stuff back with you? What if it's inside you? I'd find the biggest damn cut diamond cache in the world, swallow as many as I can... Viper GTS

Don't swallow them, the purpose of "swallowing" is to get diamonds... Just hold it in your hands dude.

 

[Mr N8]

Anywhere out of this miserable rainy day. Bora-Bora would be nice. Sipping a drink by the ocean.

 

[CaseTragedy]

i thought about this just recently.

i'd live in hongkong
eat in the southeast asian countries
work in china
score everywhere else

 

[batmang]

dunna dunna dunna dunna batmang!

teleporting would pizown to tha max0r!

 

[RossMAN]

Australia

 

[Eli]

Space - The place between your ears.

 

[batmang]

i got it... if i could teleport, id teleport back in time to the making of matrix reloaded, and right before the director said " Action! " to start the films production, id kill off the cast with a pair of scissorz0rs! STABZ0r To THa Max0r!

 

[cressida]

Okay so I've thought about this before. I would transport drugs from one place to another and always wear a mask. The police would never be able to catch me because even if they surrounded me, I could transport somewhere else. All the money I made from transporting the goods, I would just live off of.

 

[batmang]

Originally posted by: Synergy
Okay so I've thought about this before. I would transport drugs from one place to another and always wear a mask. The police would never be able to catch me because even if they surrounded me, I could transport somewhere else. All the money I made from transporting the goods, I would just live off of.

dood. smart. i wanna be your teleporting side kick, u know... like the guy from the matrix that gets laser beamed and gets burnt to tha maxz0r.

 

[hjo3]

Where's M4H's "Kill Yourself" picture? We need one for batmang.

 

[batmang]

robin would slit your throat before you posted it... hes ninja like that.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

To wherever it takes to be able to teleport an infinite amount of times.

 

[batmang]

hrmmm....dood... u could teleport out of jail.

 

[batmang]

i teleported back to this thread.... oooooooo

 

[Maleficus]

1. A place where i could steal lots of money.
2. A place where i could steal an awesome car.
3. A place with a lot of AMAZINGLY INSANELY HOT CHICKS
4. a different place like #3
5. A different place like #4
6. Home with my mad bling my pimp ride and my fine b1tches!

 

[EMPshockwave82]

EVERYWHERE