[POLL] I came up with an original joke - rate it for me please.

[Zeze]

"Gal Gadot is what happens if Natalie Portman grew up."

 

[ImpulsE69]

When telling jokes...context is everything. As it is, this is just an opinion.

 

[Zeze]

When telling jokes...context is everything. As it is, this is just an opinion.

The punchline is poking fun at Natalie Portman because she's short whereas Gal has that tall, slender figure - one may argue that's more 'womanly' - they get compared directly as they're both Jewish with brunette hair and skin tone.

Personally, I <3 both. Portman is HOT.

 

[highland145]

punchline

?? Here's your punchline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeH6pGeeQJI

 

[BurnItDwn]

?? Here's your punchline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeH6pGeeQJI

That's strong evidence that we do in fact live in Idiocracy.

 

[zinfamous]

?? Here's your punchline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeH6pGeeQJI

pretty solid compilation of all the winners of the annual Springfield Film Festival.

 

[zinfamous]

The punchline is poking fun at Natalie Portman because she's short whereas Gal has that tall, slender figure - one may argue that's more 'womanly' - they get compared directly as they're both Jewish with brunette hair and skin tone.

Personally, I <3 both. Portman is HOT.

By the way, there is no punchline here.

On top of that, you're just saying a thing. There isn't a joke.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

"One day Ryan Gosling will grow up to become Ryan Goose"
That's how you do a celebrity age-related funny. Caveat: I stole that from from the GF who stole it from the internet. Not my creation.

 

[BurnItDwn]

"One day Ryan Gosling will grow up to become Ryan Goose"
That's how you do a celebrity age-related funny. Caveat: I stole that from from the GF who stole it from the internet. Not my creation.

If he were an amoeba, would he then grow up to become Ryan Geese?

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

If he were an amoeba, would he then grow up to become Ryan Geese?

I like the cut of your microscopic jib.

 

[momeNt]

ThiS is potentiAlly a humoRous observation, but it is not a joke.

Also this is a triggering and misogynistic view on women with regards to patriarChAl conventional viewS of attractiveness, woManliness, and males thinking it is okay in the first place to make an observation on females in general.

Shame. Shame on you Zeze.

 

[clamum]

Maybe I'm just high but I thought Natalie was the hottest around Attack of the Clones days. In the most recent pics I've seen of her (including when she was in Annihilation) it seems like she's lost a lot of weight, like there's a sunken in look to her cheeks. I ain't criticizing, hell I'm skinny myself, but just something I noticed.

Milana Vayntrub > *

 

[Mayne]

I want to fuck both of them at the same time.

 

[Zeze]

You guys are ruthless. I won't quit my day job LOL

 

[ImpulsE69]

What does *** mean? Is that some new hippy trend?

 

[DigDog]

Neither portman nor gadot figure in my sexual fantasies and the "joke" wasnt particularly good.

 

[thebestMAX]

Astute observation.

 

[BurnItDwn]

What does *** mean? Is that some new hippy trend?

I think it means he wants to bonk them on the head so they see stars like in the cartoons.

 

[snoopy7548]

Natalie Portman is awesome. Have you seen Black Swan?

 

[HomerJS]

"Gal Gadot is what happens if Natalie Portman grew up."

Tough to explain how Natalie Portman's boobs are bigger then Gadot's Gal's a really cute giraffe.

Wanna see Gal Gadot funny find her mean tweet on Kimmel

 

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