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- Mar 13, 2001
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with Glasses,i would say 7
nice!
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I'd do me.
- M4H
Originally posted by: luvly
LOL! Dezign, it isn't your PMS that provoked that response, was it?
Lowtech, whatever! I don't know exactly what your point was or what you were trying to convey. Did you just lose it for a moment or what? Uhmmmm. . . .
Usual One, do you have a pic for us to enjoy the 10 rated guy's appearance too?
All right, this thread is really cracking me up with the wisecrackers.
"not being ghey or nuthin but how does a guy who looks like you have 13000 posts on atot?"
LMAO!That's as gay as you get.
On that note: I wonder if Amnesiac gets many gay guys hitting on him.
"you're a chick, right? if so: :camera:'s"
No, I'm male! I checked this morning, and I saw a guy on the mirror! You aren't gay, are you? GeeeeeeeeeeZ! I'm just giving you a hard time!I don't have a pic in full.
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I'd do me.
- M4H
you're a homosexual narcissist!
I was settin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine,
When in walked this chick who almost struck me blind.
She had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine;
On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now, on my scale there ain't no tens, ya know.
Nine is 'bout as far as any Xitch can go.
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me,
So for brains and good judgement I'd have to give her a three.
I said, "Hey, sweet thing, you look like a possible eight.
You and me could make eighteen -- if your head's on straight."
She looked up and down my perfect frame,
Then said these word that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, "Well, well, another one of those macho-matician men
Who grade all women on scales of one to ten.
And you give me an eight? Well, that's a generous thing to do.
Now, let's just see just how much I give you.
You comin' on to me with that corny numbers jive,
Man -- your style makes me smile, I give it a five.
When you walked up, I noticed that suit you wore;
It's a last-year's, double-knit, shiny-ass, frayed-cuff -- I give it a four.
And that must be your car parked out on the curb;
That '69 Chevy homemade convertible gets you a three and a third.
Now, as for your build, I guess it's less than a five,
Except for your potbelly -- I give that a ten... for size.
And that wine you're pourin' might be fine to you,
But I'm used to fine champagne -- I give your booze a two.
It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth;
I give it a six -- you could use some dental work.
But it's your struttin'-rooster act that really makes me laugh;
It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me it's a three and a half.
And there really ain't too much to add, once the subtractin's done,
But since there ain't no zeroes -- I give you a one!"
Then she walked out, while up and down the line,
The whole damn bar was laughin'. "Hey, Shel, what happened to your nine?"
"Nine?" says I. "Hell, soon as she started to talk, I knew
The bad-mouth bitch didn't have no class -- I barely give her a two.
Yeah, no matter how good they look at first, there's flaws in all of them.
That's why on a scale of ten to one, friend...there ain't no tens
Originally posted by: BD231
Tall, dark'n handsom here! Used to weigh 350 pounds though so I have some excess skin on my upper body that's a b*tch to hide. I use Under Armour compression shirts that work pretty well though. Pic of me:
Me
I wouldn't post the tall dark'n handsom comment on my own judgement, but I always get comments on my looks and attract more than enough attention from the females to know I'm AT LEAST a pretty decent looking guy.
Now....., why do you ask???
Originally posted by: luvly
LOL! Dezign, it isn't your PMS that provoked that response, was it?
Lowtech, whatever! I don't know exactly what your point was or what you were trying to convey. Did you just lose it for a moment or what? Uhmmmm. . . .
Usual One, do you have a pic for us to enjoy the 10 rated guy's appearance too?
All right, this thread is really cracking me up with the wisecrackers.
"not being ghey or nuthin but how does a guy who looks like you have 13000 posts on atot?"
LMAO!That's as gay as you get.
On that note: I wonder if Amnesiac gets many gay guys hitting on him.
"you're a chick, right? if so: :camera:'s"
No, I'm male! I checked this morning, and I saw a guy on the mirror! You aren't gay, are you? GeeeeeeeeeeZ! I'm just giving you a hard time!I don't have a pic in full.
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Staley8
11
He said "Be honest", not "stretch the truth beyond the breaking point".![]()
Originally posted by: rbloedow
4-6, only because I'm fat. Now, if I was skinny, I'd be one sexy biyatch!@!@!![]()
Originally posted by: vi_edit
6-7'ish
me and the wifey
I'm fairly tall, quite dark complected(can't tell from pic), and have eyes that people drool over.
Originally posted by: Broohaha
Originally posted by: amnesiac
I give myself an 8-9, and the girls I meet tend to think I'm a 9-10. (9.9 on Hotornot) Pic Some people say I look a little like a "young Carson Daly" and for that I want to punch them.
not being ghey or nuthin but how does a guy who looks like you have 13000 posts on atot? :Q
Originally posted by: luvly
"not being ghey or nuthin but how does a guy who looks like you have 13000 posts on atot?"
LMAO!That's as gay as you get.
On that note: I wonder if Amnesiac gets many gay guys hitting on him.
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I'd do me.
- M4H
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: luvly
LOL! Dezign, it isn't your PMS that provoked that response, was it?
Lowtech, whatever! I don't know exactly what your point was or what you were trying to convey. Did you just lose it for a moment or what? Uhmmmm. . . .
Usual One, do you have a pic for us to enjoy the 10 rated guy's appearance too?
All right, this thread is really cracking me up with the wisecrackers.
"not being ghey or nuthin but how does a guy who looks like you have 13000 posts on atot?"
LMAO!That's as gay as you get.
On that note: I wonder if Amnesiac gets many gay guys hitting on him.
"you're a chick, right? if so: :camera:'s"
No, I'm male! I checked this morning, and I saw a guy on the mirror! You aren't gay, are you? GeeeeeeeeeeZ! I'm just giving you a hard time!I don't have a pic in full.
Girl, you need to EAT SOMETHING. You've got that Ally McBeal thing going on..