Poll: How often do you change your bed sheets?

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skywhr

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Oct 30, 2000
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I dont change mine I only have one set, but i do wash them 1 or 2 times a month...
 

Dedpuhl

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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every couple months.....I use the couch more than the bed so I should be washin the couch cushions one a week....
 

HiveTyrant

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Dec 5, 2000
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HAha, Change them when:
1. My girlfriend complains about sex on dirty sheets
2. When theres too much Biffy hair on them; Biff's my Pomeranian puppy.
3. Theres too much GF hair on them; - running from GF now!!!
4. bi-monthly room cleaning

In march my girlfriend and I will be moving in together, shes a clean-freak, hehe live in maid:)

Running again from angry gf with High Heal in her hand.....
 

Wangel

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Mar 30, 2000
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Every guy should marry a 'Clean Freak'. When she asks: "Why don't you clean the toilet, or change the sheets, or vacuum?" You can easily reply, when it gets dirty to my standard or until you do them first. Actually you are not suppose to say (Or until you do them first). Just think it!

As for my sheets, it's about every week or 10 days. Heck if we changed them everytime we had sex, our washer could not keep up with the laundry.
 

Harrald

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Dec 6, 2000
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My wife changes ours at least once a week. The kids beds get done at least twice a week.

Kids are slobs.

So am I.

Wifey isn't.

:D
 

BDawg

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Oct 31, 2000
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Never! My wife does it whenever she feels the necessity.

Heh, the other day, she dyed her hair red. Now her pretty white pillow case has orange stains all over it. :)
 

veryape

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Jun 13, 2000
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Once a year,whether they are dirty or not. If I piss more than once I will change the sheets after the second time though. If its poop I get right out of bed and flip the mattress,I can't imagine someone actually not flipping their mattress after deficating on it!!

Have I grossed you guys out thoroughly? good,i'm just kidding,I sleep on a hammuck in the nude in my basement.NOT!!!!!
 

Raspewtin

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Nov 16, 1999
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I change the newspaper every Tuesday after I'm done reading the funnies from Sunday.







j/k - I have a maid to take care of that. :) Worth every penny she is.
 

sparkle

Senior member
Nov 4, 2000
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I wash them when ever I lay down and hear a noise similar to a potato chip bag being crumpled up
 

divinemartyr

Platinum Member
Oct 18, 2000
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I probably wash mine every 6-8 weeks. Like some other people in this forum, if I did the sheets every time I had sex, I'd be washing my sheets every day! Besides, I use a comforter in addition the one on my bed. I rarely actually GET to the sheets themselves.

divinemartyr
 

dantess

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Dec 28, 2000
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Bed sheet? I don't need no stinking bed sheet! That's right, real man uses a sleeping bag. Just throw a sleeping bag onto the bed and you are set. In the summer time, you unzip the bag and get an extra cushion. In the winter time, you zip it up and it's nice and cozy. Best of all, you never have to make your bed ever again!
 

Elita1

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Nov 17, 2000
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bed...sheets?...


I knew I had forgotten something:Q;):disgust:


Now baby crib sheets, those I change regularly; especially since my daughter seems to take a special pride in soaking them in the middle of the night:confused: