Poll: How many one night stands have u had ?

[bonkers325]

<< Grrrrr..... >>



oh > Electric Amish ;P :Q

 

[bonkers325]

<<

<< Really I haven't! But that guy with the black hair, green eyes and Irish brogue so thick you could cut it with a knife... what the hell was I thinking? Excuse me, I am going to go stick my head in the oven now! >>



Hey, I gave you your chance....













Ok, I am part Irish (Riley/Monahan), but I don't have the brogue. My hair's dark brown, but not black. I do, however, have the sparkling green eyes.

amish >>

 

[bonkers325]

<< 1, but girlfriday won't admit it >>



u too :Q

 

[pillage2001]

GF.......:Q

The truth is out!

 

[UnixFreak]

<< << I have had to sew my arm back on more than a few times. >>
huh
>>



Only those who have been in the position, know what it means to have to chew your arm off...


And GF, I believed I offered it to you once you refused.

 

[YisSerL]

Nada here. I don't believe in one night stands.

 

[bonkers325]

wow the poll is impressive here
quite a few virgins
and quite a few people who do it all night all day

 

[bonkers325]

<< Nada here. I don't believe in one night stands. >>



sure whatever

 

[YisSerL]

Yeah, quite interesting. Virgins are running around AT now. :Q

 

[BreakApart]

Then to be honest i was a bad bad boy...

On the poll i had to check Gods Gift, nuff said...

 

[bonkers325]

<<

<< << I have had to sew my arm back on more than a few times. >>
huh
>>



Only those who have been in the position, know what it means to have to chew your arm off...


And GF, I believed I offered it to you once you refused. >>



oh my god
the word has gone out like a wildfire

what have i done :Q
forgive me GF

 

[bonkers325]

<< GF.......:Q

The truth is out! >>



yes it is really out now :Q

 

[bonkers325]

<< Then to be honest i was a bad bad boy...

On the poll i had to check Gods Gift, nuff said... >>



hmmm maybe ill add a few more answers

 

[Optimus]

lets see... 3...5...that one in Vegas.....the blonde twins... ok... thats a total of:




0

 

[Renob]

Lots between the age of 17 and 22 but none sence and Im 34 now, and have a great wife so I dont think I will have any more.

 

[bonkers325]

<< lets see... 3...5...that one in Vegas.....the blonde twins... ok... thats a total of:




0




>>



no thats 8

 

[CinderElmo]

<< << I have had to sew my arm back on more than a few times. >>
huh
>>



Only those who have been in the position, know what it means to have to chew your arm off...



Think of it this way, a coyote would rather chew its own leg off to get out of a trap...so this type of &quot;situation&quot; is called a Coyote-*blank* -- where you would rather chew your own arm off rather than wake up the &quot;trap&quot; the next morning (presumably when you are sober) LOL! Sorry if I spoiled the mystique, but that is just classic and hadn't heard the term in ages...

 

[bonkers325]

<< Lots between the age of 17 and 22 but none sence and Im 34 now, and have a great wife so I dont think I will have any more. >>



kewl
did u do the poll
does the wife know

 

[bonkers325]

<< << << I have had to sew my arm back on more than a few times. >>
huh
>>



Only those who have been in the position, know what it means to have to chew your arm off...



Think of it this way, a coyote would rather chew its own leg off to get out of a trap...so this type of &quot;situation&quot; is called a Coyote-*blank* -- where you would rather chew your own arm off rather than wake up the &quot;trap&quot; the next morning (presumably when you are sober) LOL! Sorry if I spoiled the mystique, but that is just classic and hadn't heard the term in ages... >>



am i ignorant
i still dont understand that term

 

[bonkers325]

obtw where is GF

 

[Yeeny]

<< obtw where is GF >>




Hiding in fear from you perverts, sheesh!

 

[BreakApart]

<<
am i ignorant
i still dont understand that term >>



bonkers, visualize this...

Laying on your back, woman sleeping on your arm.
You wake-up sober, and see she is NO beauty.
You chew your arm off to get away, without waking her up, for fear she may follow you home or tell you she luvs you...


It works both ways: a woman trying to get away, or a man trying to get away.

 

[bonkers325]

<<

<<
am i ignorant
i still dont understand that term >>



bonkers, visualize this...

Laying on your back, woman sleeping on your arm.
You wake-up sober, and see she is NO beauty.
You chew your arm off to get away, without waking her up, for fear she may follow you home or tell you she luvs you...


It works both ways: a woman trying to get away, or a man trying to get away. >>



oh

 

[bonkers325]

<<

<< obtw where is GF >>




Hiding in fear from you perverts, sheesh! >>



hehe :Q

 

[CinderElmo]

<<am i ignorant
i still dont understand that term>>

Congratulations! You have never had the unfortunate experience of being in that position! You aren't ignorant, just lucky...