Cdubneeddeal
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- Oct 22, 2003
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HAHAHA, actually I was going to post that getting a bra off a woman with one hand was easy but did any one acutally know how and ever been able to remove said bra while she is fully clothed without unbuttoning the blouse. It is a fun trick to play on your buddies in a parking lot of a club, all of a sudden you have her bra and she is still clothed.
I have trouble sometimes if I'm really drunk, but mostly, no, it's pretty easy
the complicated thing are the jeans with 12 different types of buttons and 4 zippers....well, ok it's not that bad, but it's frustrating when you undo the button then go for the zipper only to find yet another button. bah.
the complicated thing are the jeans with 12 different types of buttons and 4 zippers....well, ok it's not that bad, but it's frustrating when you undo the button then go for the zipper only to find yet another button. bah.
Pohemi
Lifer
- Oct 2, 2004
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OK...listen up first graders, I'll try to explain this as clearly as possible.
Bra Removal by Teeth Method:
1) Approach the bra clasp from a perpendicular angle (lay or kneel in the shape of a T to her back or front)
NOTE: Straps should have one side with a longer tab to cover the clasps-lay/sit/kneel on the opposite side so it faces you.
2)On your initial approach, get a quick look at the clasp so you know what you're up against and can strategize
3)Bite the clasp (gently) remembering NOT to pull up on it (if you snap her in the back, it may be over!). Try to position your chin on the strap closest to you to hold it in place.
4)Using your tongue to push up the tab that normally covers the clasp from the opposite strap, place it above your upper teeth and hold it there. Here's where it gets a little tricky.
5)Using your bottom jaw and teeth, hook the sides of the clasp closest to you. Get your teeth nice and wedged in there if you need to.
6)Holding the top strap/clasp in between your tongue and upper palate, shift your jaw in the direction like you have a major overbite (bottom jaw out) and when done correctly, even triple and quadruple clasps should slip free without a problem.
Take two and call me in the morning
Bra Removal by Teeth Method:
1) Approach the bra clasp from a perpendicular angle (lay or kneel in the shape of a T to her back or front)
NOTE: Straps should have one side with a longer tab to cover the clasps-lay/sit/kneel on the opposite side so it faces you.
2)On your initial approach, get a quick look at the clasp so you know what you're up against and can strategize
3)Bite the clasp (gently) remembering NOT to pull up on it (if you snap her in the back, it may be over!). Try to position your chin on the strap closest to you to hold it in place.
4)Using your tongue to push up the tab that normally covers the clasp from the opposite strap, place it above your upper teeth and hold it there. Here's where it gets a little tricky.
5)Using your bottom jaw and teeth, hook the sides of the clasp closest to you. Get your teeth nice and wedged in there if you need to.
6)Holding the top strap/clasp in between your tongue and upper palate, shift your jaw in the direction like you have a major overbite (bottom jaw out) and when done correctly, even triple and quadruple clasps should slip free without a problem.
Take two and call me in the morning
I doubt it possible to unhook front clasp bra with teeth!
Certain features of the female body would prove to ..... distracting ..... uh, boobies! ;-)
Certain features of the female body would prove to ..... distracting ..... uh, boobies! ;-)
I would need at least 3 or 4 hands normally. The maxim technique looks promising, though. Usually me and the target are too impatient to wait for bumbling idiot torpid to figure it out in a timely fashion.
What's funny is that i'm so used to doing it with one hand, it takes me longer now to do it with two hands than with one!
I havent tried teeth yet, though.
I havent tried teeth yet, though.
Do sport bras count? my ex didnt like regular bras only sports bras so her breast didnt bounce so much at work.
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Aharami
Lifer
- Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: Pohemi420
OK...listen up first graders, I'll try to explain this as clearly as possible.
Bra Removal by Teeth Method:
1) Approach the bra clasp from a perpendicular angle (lay or kneel in the shape of a T to her back or front)
NOTE: Straps should have one side with a longer tab to cover the clasps-lay/sit/kneel on the opposite side so it faces you.
2)On your initial approach, get a quick look at the clasp so you know what you're up against and can strategize
3)Bite the clasp (gently) remembering NOT to pull up on it (if you snap her in the back, it may be over!). Try to position your chin on the strap closest to you to hold it in place.
4)Using your tongue to push up the tab that normally covers the clasp from the opposite strap, place it above your upper teeth and hold it there. Here's where it gets a little tricky.
5)Using your bottom jaw and teeth, hook the sides of the clasp closest to you. Get your teeth nice and wedged in there if you need to.
6)Holding the top strap/clasp in between your tongue and upper palate, shift your jaw in the direction like you have a major overbite (bottom jaw out) and when done correctly, even triple and quadruple clasps should slip free without a problem.
Take two and call me in the morning
damn...i didnt know this forum could be so educational! :thumbsup:
must give this a try tonight
silverpig
Lifer
- Jul 29, 2001
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Ha, it's way easier to undo button flys. It's almost like opening a ziplock bag. Just undo the first one (same as zip fly) and then grab each side in a hand and pull apart.
Really helps out personally when I really really really gotta go and just make it in time.
I can clasp with one hand... I was taught by A WOMAN!! She asked me to clasp her bra to see if I could clasp or not.
Unfortunately, that was like in my high school junior year and now I'm sophomore in college.
I still can clasp bras. I did a few times and a chick got pissed so badly.. This chick is a blonde... :roll:
Unfortunately, that was like in my high school junior year and now I'm sophomore in college.
I still can clasp bras. I did a few times and a chick got pissed so badly.. This chick is a blonde... :roll:
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