Poll: How many of you can unclasp a bra with only one hand?

[Yossarian]

me: tries the one hand trick, turns red, tries two hands.
her: hey dumbass, it's in the front.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
me: tries the one hand trick, turns red, tries two hands.
her: hey dumbass, it's in the front.

at least you aren't saying...


"I want to try something, stand still....."

 

[z0mb13]

I use telekinesis to unhook ur bra!

 

[SithSolo1]

Unhooking a bra is currently on my to-do list. =/

 

[jammur21]

How to unclasp a bra with one hand
1. With the palm of your dominant hand facing her, slide your middle finger under the bra strap, right between the clasp and her unbelievable body.
2. Pull the clasp out away from her with your middle finger, and pinch the strap between your thumb and ring finger. Pull your middle finger out, and begin to hum ?Moon River.?
3.Slowly snap your fingers to accomplish mission. If she has a double-clasp bra, you may have to snap twice; don?t get flustered. Practice on Grandma if necessary.


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[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Jero
Next challenge...unhook a bra with the teeth!

Thanks for stealing my line.

 

[ElFenix]

i can't figure it out for the life of me

 

[badmouse]

I think it's really sexy when the guy has to work to accomplish the task. Though it's also nice when he's slick and shows off his underwear-removal expertise. Absolutely best is when he tries and tries and finally has to say, kind of embarassed and desperately, "hey, can you help with this?".

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Vespasian
I need two hands, two screwdivers (flathead and phillips), a wrench, pliers, and a tire iron.

Pfft.. EE's can do it with just a soldering iron. Ofcourse, the clasp is ruined, being melted and all but its a small price to pay for liberating titties!

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

I may never know =(

 

[preCRT]

Women don't care if you can unclasp a bra with only one hand as much as we care about do you know what to do after

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
I may never know =(

unless you are almost on your death bed, I seriously doubt it....

worse case scenerio....Hire a hooker for an hour and practice on her....

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: preCRT
Women don't care if you can unclasp a bra with only one hand as much as we care about do you know what to do after

They have already received a tongue massage before hand...what more do they want?!?

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: badmouse
I think it's really sexy when the guy has to work to accomplish the task. Though it's also nice when he's slick and shows off his underwear-removal expertise. Absolutely best is when he tries and tries and finally has to say, kind of embarassed and desperately, "hey, can you help with this?".

Women actually like that???

 

[PoPPeR]

I usually ask her what type of a bra she has and look up a picture on google before the encounter. If i have enough time i'll take a trip down to the mall and look for a similar model and practice a few times first.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: badmouse
I think it's really sexy when the guy has to work to accomplish the task. Though it's also nice when he's slick and shows off his underwear-removal expertise. Absolutely best is when he tries and tries and finally has to say, kind of embarassed and desperately, "hey, can you help with this?".

Women actually like that???

Yes. :heart:

 

[CFster]

Depends on how good the woman looks heh, heh.

I want to know how women do that trick where they undo the bra then pull it out of one sleeve without taking their shirt off. Seems to defy the laws of physics...

 

[JonnyStarks]

Got it the first time I tried it. I got some helpful hints from a friend beforehand though. (the pinch method works wonders.)

 

[spacejamz]

where is the option for "I only go out with women who don't wear bras"

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: badmouse

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: badmouse
I think it's really sexy when the guy has to work to accomplish the task. Though it's also nice when he's slick and shows off his underwear-removal expertise. Absolutely best is when he tries and tries and finally has to say, kind of embarassed and desperately, "hey, can you help with this?".

Women actually like that???

Yes. :heart:

Guess I've never dated a woman like you

I struggle with my gf's sometimes and she finds it cute.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
ninja style: no hands

Using the Force?

Edit: And I've never been able to do it one-handed.

 

[UNCjigga]

Usually when I hook up with a girl its at night and she's already in PJs and no longer wearing a bra. I haven't had many chances to perfect my bra unclasping skills. I hear teeth is the real challenge!

 

[kmac1914]

What's funny is that i'm so used to doing it with one hand, it takes me longer now to do it with two hands than with one!
I havent tried teeth yet, though.

 

[Mo0o]

My GF didn't think I could do it so I did it 3 times in a row just to prove it to her

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
ninja style: no hands

Using the Force?

Edit: And I've never been able to do it one-handed.

Step 1: bend your index finger so that all joints are at 90 degree angles except for the one where your finger joins your hand.

Step 2: plase middle segment of index finger on strap and just to one side of the clasps on the side that is not pressed against her back

Step 3: place thumb on other side of clasps on side that is not pressed against her back

Step 4: pinch and pull slightly away from her back. If need be, roll clasps slightly between finger and thumb.

Worked every time for me.