Poll: How many Commandments have you broken?

[Martin]

Here's a list in case you don't know.


I've broken 6 for sure and I'm kinda sketchy on another one.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Accepting thoughts as committing adultery, Nine.

nik

 

[LordMaul]

<< "You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain" >>




Eek...I'm screwed on this one.



<< "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy." >>



Not sure on this one. There's always something that has to be done. :|



<< "You shall not steal." >>



I may have snatched a thing or two here and there...

 

[Hammer]

No comment.

 

[Skel]

Guess I'm screwed...

 

[yellowplastic]

None. I never agreed to abide by them in the first place, so I am not bound by them.

 

[JellyBaby]

I assert my 5th amendment priviledges.

 

[Martin]

<< None. I never agreed to abide by them in the first place, so I am not bound by them. >>



Neither did I, but its still fun to see how many you've broken.

 

[RedRooster]

Is "adultery" doing a chick when you're married to another one? That's what I always thought it was, hence I've committed 0.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Two for certain... one more I'm kinda ehhh about.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

14, there's 5 that were lost because the tablet broke.

 

[Peetoeng]

Since in the ultimate circumstance there's no use for pleading to the fifth amendment, I broke 8.

 

[Jzero]

I knew I shouldn't have coveted my neighbor's ass, but it's so nice....

 

[MichaelD]

*Sweating profusely*

Oh man....I'm gonna BURN.......

 

[MichaelD]

<< 14, there's 5 that were lost because the tablet broke. >>



LOL! PIMP! You're thinking of "History of the World" aren't you?

 

[AreaCode707]

Don't need to count, I'm forgiven.

 

[JellyBaby]

<< Don't need to count, I'm forgiven. >>

Perhaps but as Clint Eastwood has taught us we can be Unforgiven.

 

[Cyco]

I guess 5 out of 10 isn't too bad...
-Cyco-

 

[polypterus]

Technically doesn't "adultery" include any sex out of wedlock? I always thought it did...

dc

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<<Don't need to count, I'm forgiven. >>

Good point.

 

[notfred]

I don't hold myself to them (as most of them are stupid religious laws from a religion I don't practice), but....

"You shall have no other gods besides Me." - good to go here, as I have no god at all.

"You shall not make for yourself an idol" - good here, too. See commandment #1.

"You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain" - He's not my god, so I'm good here, too.

"Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy" - broke this one, I don't have any holy days.

"Honor your father and your mother" - It's been broken on occasion.

"You shall not murder" - I'm all good here.

"You shall not commit adultery" - I've never been married.

"You shall not steal" -

"You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" - This doesn't say "thou shalt not lie". It's more along the lines of "Thou shalt not lie for the purpose of getting someone else in trouble". In that case, I haven't broken it.

"You shall not covet" - Even though this is a retarded law, as it makes a thought a crime, I guess I'm guilty of it.

Seems I've broken #4, #5, #8, and #10. So, I've broken 4.

(accidentally voted for 6 in the poll though, goddammit )

 

[Laguna]

"For all have sinned and fallen short..."

 

[Vic]

<< Technically doesn't "adultery" include any sex out of wedlock? I always thought it did...

dc >>



Technically, no.
Sex out of wedlock is fornication and is not mentioned in the commandments (although it is mentioned elsewhere and unfavorably in the Law of Moses).

 

[Noriaki]

<< You shall have no other gods besides Me. >>

I have no gods at all. Does that count as a yes?

No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No



<< You shall not steal. >>

Software count? ifTrue: [ ^ yes. ] ifFalse: [ ^ no. ].




<< You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. >>

Not entirely sure what that means..if it means lying in court then no I haven't...but I suspect it reaches farther than that...

Yes

4 Yes
3 No
2 Probably
1 I don't understand

 

[vi edit]

Ehhhhh...8?

Satan, tell me what I've won!