POLL: How long until Britney poses in Playboy?

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Excelsior

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May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: Roger
With each photoshoot, this goddess comes closer and closer


You misspelled whore.

You fcking idiot.

Whore:
[n] a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
[v] have unlawful sex with a whore
[v] corrupt by lewd intercourse

Last time I checked, she does none of these. She isn't a whore cause she shows skin. Why do you care anyway? Pissed you can't get any?
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: lager
Britney has too much class to be posing for Playboy. She has enough money to buy Playboy if she wanted. She isn't slutty, she just likes to show her toned body and her sexy style. It's her way of expressing herself.

She is a beauty, Timberlake lost a great girl (because he's gay).

For a gay man he gets more celeb female heiny than you can f@p your stick to
 

jagr10

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: lager
Britney has too much class to be posing for Playboy. She has enough money to buy Playboy if she wanted. She isn't slutty, she just likes to show her toned body and her sexy style. It's her way of expressing herself.

She is a beauty, Timberlake lost a great girl (because he's gay).

For a gay man he gets more celeb female heiny than you can f@p your stick to


Yup, any male pop star or rap star gets a bunch of babes knocking at their door every night. It's a fantasy world for many guys.
 

Miramonti

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Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: Roger
With each photoshoot, this goddess comes closer and closer
You misspelled whore.
You fcking idiot. Whore: [n] a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money [v] have unlawful sex with a whore [v] corrupt by lewd intercourse Last time I checked, she does none of these. She isn't a whore cause she shows skin. Why do you care anyway? Pissed you can't get any?

you obviously haven't checked recently. :p
 

Excelsior

Lifer
May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: jjsole
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: Roger
With each photoshoot, this goddess comes closer and closer
You misspelled whore.
You fcking idiot. Whore: [n] a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money [v] have unlawful sex with a whore [v] corrupt by lewd intercourse Last time I checked, she does none of these. She isn't a whore cause she shows skin. Why do you care anyway? Pissed you can't get any?

you obviously haven't checked recently. :p

What are you talking about? :confused:
 

You fcking idiot.

Whore:
[n] a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
[v] have unlawful sex with a whore
[v] corrupt by lewd intercourse

Last time I checked, she does none of these. She isn't a whore cause she shows skin. Why do you care anyway? Pissed you can't get any?

Someone's in love, aww, did I strike a nerve ?

LOL

HOW OLD ARE YOU, 15 ?

roflmfao :)
 

Excelsior

Lifer
May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: Roger
You fcking idiot.

Whore:
[n] a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
[v] have unlawful sex with a whore
[v] corrupt by lewd intercourse

Last time I checked, she does none of these. She isn't a whore cause she shows skin. Why do you care anyway? Pissed you can't get any?

Someone's in love, aww, did I strike a nerve ?

LOL

HOW OLD ARE YOU, 15 ?

roflmfao :)

HAR HAR YOU ARE TEH FUNNAY
rolleye.gif
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No, the question is, how the hell do you think she fits that definition of a whore? Are you really that stupid?

Grow..up.
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: ThePresence
It will be the bestselling mag in history. It will be sold out in minutes then go on eBay for hundreds.


That's why she won't do it - because no pr0n mag has the resources to print enough copies to meet demand.
 

Miramonti

Lifer
Aug 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: jjsole
Originally posted by: Excelsior
Originally posted by: Roger
With each photoshoot, this goddess comes closer and closer
You misspelled whore.
You fcking idiot. Whore: [n] a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money [v] have unlawful sex with a whore [v] corrupt by lewd intercourse Last time I checked, she does none of these. She isn't a whore cause she shows skin. Why do you care anyway? Pissed you can't get any?
you obviously haven't checked recently. :p
What are you talking about? :confused:

Take a deep breath, its only a joke.

She's doing her best pimp her body for money and attention because her fan base has left her and JT's getting all the action. Its a sad story and may not make your circular definition of whore, but she has no class. She's doing her best to appear like as a whore would and deserves the criticism she gets.
 

Siddhartha

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Roger
With each photoshoot, this goddess comes closer and closer


You misspelled whore.

That's so mean.. I mean, yes, she does bare a bit much skin but isn't calling someone a whore a bit extreme? I feel sorry for her - imagine being a 15 or 16 year old kid and being forced to expose yourself and exploit your sexuality just to make money? Her mom is the whore, not Britney..

From the pictures I've seen she has worn the equivalent of a French Bikini which you see on beachs every day in the summer. I have pointed out before that some people need to work out their whore\madonna neuroses otherwise they will continue to have trouble with real women.

 

Grow up ?

LOL

Man, you are just too funny !
What crawled up your a$$ and died ?
You act like I am insulting your mother....hhhmmmm, now there's a thought :)


It was a joke, obviously you have trouble with humor, try working on it.

 

mchammer187

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never i'd say

im sure she is worth well over $200 million and that is way more than playboy could ever offer her

if she doe's it wouldnt be about the money

i dont think she will ever or if she does it won't be anytime soon

here's hoping though :)
 

Siddhartha

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Originally posted by: Roger
Grow up ?

LOL

Man, you are just too funny !
What crawled up your a$$ and died ?
You act like I am insulting your mother....hhhmmmm, now there's a thought :)


It was a joke, obviously you have trouble with humor, try working on it.

What is funny about calling someone a whore?
 

pecel

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She will be in the Playboy double header with Christina Aguilera in it :)

Add Madonna, will be best seller for Playboy

:)
 

Excelsior

Lifer
May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: Roger
Grow up ?

LOL

Man, you are just too funny !
What crawled up your a$$ and died ?
You act like I am insulting your mother....hhhmmmm, now there's a thought :)


It was a joke, obviously you have trouble with humor, try working on it.

Nothing crawled up my ass. You are too childish to even have a conversation with. Insult my mother? Go ahead...bet that makes you feel like a big boy doesn't it? Show me how you calling her a whore was a joke. I didn't see anything that hinted towards it being a sarcastic remark. YOU are the one that has trouble with the sh!t you call humor.
 

Excelsior

Lifer
May 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Originally posted by: Roger
Grow up ?

LOL

Man, you are just too funny !
What crawled up your a$$ and died ?
You act like I am insulting your mother....hhhmmmm, now there's a thought :)


It was a joke, obviously you have trouble with humor, try working on it.

What is funny about calling someone a whore?

That too. Thanks Dr. Smooth.
 

Miramonti

Lifer
Aug 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Roger
With each photoshoot, this goddess comes closer and closer
You misspelled whore.
That's so mean.. I mean, yes, she does bare a bit much skin but isn't calling someone a whore a bit extreme? I feel sorry for her - imagine being a 15 or 16 year old kid and being forced to expose yourself and exploit your sexuality just to make money? Her mom is the whore, not Britney..
From the pictures I've seen she has worn the equivalent of a French Bikini which you see on beachs every day in the summer. I have pointed out before that some people need to work out their whore\madonna neuroses otherwise they will continue to have trouble with real women.

I guess you haven't checked out bunker's links above, dr. ruth.
 

Spooner

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Jan 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: pecel
She will be in the Playboy double header with Christina Aguilera in it :)
Add Madonna, will be best seller for Playboy
:)
tellin' ya... it will only require Britney
 

sillymofo

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Aug 11, 2003
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The real question is, how long until some one "chopped" Britney's photos to look like Playboy's posts and linkie it here. :D
 

waylman

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Apr 4, 2003
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Originally posted by: Spooner
Originally posted by: pecel
She will be in the Playboy double header with Christina Aguilera in it :)
Add Madonna, will be best seller for Playboy
:)
tellin' ya... it will only require Britney

agreed. all they need is britney. that issue would outsell any other issue in the history of playboy X 2
 

Eli

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Oct 9, 1999
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Who're the morons that voted "she's not that kind of girl"?

Riiiiiight.. :p