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Anyone remember that episode of Seinfeld? Oh man that was a classic one... >>

that was the first thing i thought about when i saw this thread. i love that show.
 
I think this thread title should probably be changed (either that or most of the posters misunderstood it). A massage parlor is a brothel. While there technically are massages available at them, the happy ending is really the gist of the service they provide. And no, I have never been to one!
 


<< Brothel is not what I meant. What would you suggest I change it to? >>




How about "Spa" ?


I could use a good rubdown right about now myself, I'm a nervous wreck ! 🙁
 


<< Brothel is not what I meant. What would you suggest I change it to? >>



How about, "Have you ever had a professional massage," or, "Have you ever used a professional masseuse?"
 


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<< Brothel is not what I meant. What would you suggest I change it to? >>




How about "Spa" ?


I could use a good rubdown right about now myself, I'm a nervous wreck ! 🙁 >>

Oh hush, you'll do fine on that exam, your a smart lady 🙂
 


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<< Brothel is not what I meant. What would you suggest I change it to? >>




How about "Spa" ?


I could use a good rubdown right about now myself, I'm a nervous wreck ! 🙁 >>

Oh hush, you'll do fine on that exam, your a smart lady 🙂 >>




lol, a smart lady with massive performance anxiety ! 🙁


I'm trying to take my mind off things, have even moved over to my Win98SE system, just to keep myself from going crazy,rotflol but that just feels like puinshment ,I love Win2k 😀
 
Does a masseur count?

I got massage therapy weekly for almost a year after my first accident. It is helpful but I'd prerfer to spend my money on acupuncture (for healing or relaxing). It feels good but - for me - is not cost effective as a treatment ($25-50 an hour).

Since then, I have not bothered with massage therapy (as in my second accident just over a year ago).
 
I plan to have my first massage by a real masseuse on my Carribean cruise next month. I am counting down the days till departure.
 


<< I plan to have my first massage by a real masseuse on my Carribean cruise next month. I am counting down the days till departure. >>



make sure you have them give you the full works, you'll love it and you will feel and look totally awesome afterwards !


have a good time🙂
 


<< What can I expect to receive w/ the works package? >>




facial,pedicure, if they do any body treatments like herbal wrap or seasalt scrub or theraputic mud, try at least one of them. Be sure to do sauna and whirlpool too, make a day of it 🙂
 
The last massage parlor I went to, it cost EXTRA to rub my back. Heheheheheh.....I guess it was the wrong type of place 🙂
 
I think its a misspell of whirlpool.
But I could be wrong??
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<< I think its a misspell of whirlpool.
But I could be wrong??
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ROTFLOL,It was a typo !!!
 
I used to go to a massage parlor regularly when I was younger.

My massuese, Father O'Brien, had magic fingers and the best damn candy I ever tasted. 😛
 
When I was in the service I went to a few.
Though it seemed they concentrated one only one muscle. (not the one's that were sore either)
A Girl that worked with me awhile back got her certificate and SHE gave nice one's!! (The REAL deal, and it felt GREAT)
I actually went to school myself for it, but never got my licence. (Long LONG story involving ex-girlfriend and her coke dealing new boyfriend (which she had just left and returned to me), and the people he got it from looking for their $$$.............
 
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