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Poll Have you ever been to a masseuse?

Atrail

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Any experiences you would like to share?
You that have:--
What was it like?
Did you feel akward?
Do they make it real easy on ya?
 

CedarTeeth135

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No, but after a rough football practice, it always sounds like a good idea.

I guess my bubble baths loaded with epsome salt will be good enough.
 

MazerRackham

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...and... well..... it moved!!! :)

Anyone remember that episode of Seinfeld? Oh man that was a classic one...
 

Cyberian

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I had a one hour massage by a massage therapist in a Chiropracter's office.
Very relaxing!!

Relieved a lot of back and leg pain that I'd been having, although only temporarily.
 

CedarTeeth135

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<< Anyone remember that episode of Seinfeld? Oh man that was a classic one... >>



That was great. I agree with George, i couldn't handel having a man massaging me. The whole thing with the hands and all. Ick.
 

wyvrn

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Yeah had one a couple of months ago. One hour swedish massage by a cute redhead. She did a great job I guess because I fell asleep before she was done.
 

BettyBoop

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<< A seasalt scrub followed by herbal wrap,along with a facial, pedicure and a massage... ohhh,pure bliss :) >>


Those seasalt scrubs sure do scrape all the barnacles off one's hull, eh Baff? :D
 

Geekbabe

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<< A seasalt scrub followed by herbal wrap,along with a facial, pedicure and a massage... ohhh,pure bliss :) >>


Those seasalt scrubs sure do scrape all the barnacles off one's hull, eh Baff? :D
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they sure do but it's pain in the name of a good cause , it leaves your skin soft and smooth as a baby's butt ! :)
 

BettyBoop

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<< A seasalt scrub followed by herbal wrap,along with a facial, pedicure and a massage... ohhh,pure bliss :) >>


Those seasalt scrubs sure do scrape all the barnacles off one's hull, eh Baff? :D
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they sure do but it's pain in the name of a good cause , it leaves your skin soft and smooth as a baby's butt ! :)
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...yet smelling better! :D
 

Squisher

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On my recent trip to Cozumel and Costa Maya they were giving massages right on the beach.
 

Geekbabe

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<< A seasalt scrub followed by herbal wrap,along with a facial, pedicure and a massage... ohhh,pure bliss :) >>


Those seasalt scrubs sure do scrape all the barnacles off one's hull, eh Baff? :D
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they sure do but it's pain in the name of a good cause , it leaves your skin soft and smooth as a baby's butt ! :)
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...yet smelling better! :D
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yes, definately smelling better !!!!there's very little that tops a good spa day,well very little that I'm willing to discuss here !:p
 

abc

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nudge nudge, did u mean massage parlor with quotes 'massage' parlor???
 

jjones

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Does a whore house count?

Seriously though, I've been to a couple of resort spas where massages are part of the daily routine. Great stuff.
 

flavio

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I'm going to the Coachella concert this weekend and staying at this spa and resort. I may get a massage while I'm there.

On the other hand there's "massage parlor" on the ground floor of the building I work in. I had to go down there with the fire department one night and there were a few women hanging around in lingerie. I think their massages are a little different.
 

DAPUNISHER

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Nah, The wifey has the magic touch so who needs a parlor.