Poll: Does coffee give you the sh!ts?

[Night201]

 

[Modeps]

sometimes, it IS a laxitive after all...

 

[Ryan]

I don't know, I don't drink it

 

[loup garou]

Yep, coffee + cigarette = nature's laxative. Gentle, yet effective.

 

[Ausm]

Put Coffee on your raison brand cereal and I could $hit through a screen door

Sysadmin

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: werk
Yep, coffee + cigarette = nature's laxative. Gentle, yet effective.

I always wondered why smoking does that?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: melly

Originally posted by: werk
Yep, coffee + cigarette = nature's laxative. Gentle, yet effective.

I always wondered why smoking does that?

they are both stimulants
stimulants = increased alimentary motilty
increased alimentary motilty = time to get a good magazine and close a wing of your house down...

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: melly

Originally posted by: werk
Yep, coffee + cigarette = nature's laxative. Gentle, yet effective.

I always wondered why smoking does that?

Nicotine has laxative properties similar to caffeine. Combine the two and...BLAMMO!

 

[DrNoobie]

Caffeine in doses above 250mg (about 16oz of coffee) may cause caffeine intoxication which has symptons such as restlessness, diaphoresis, tachycardia, GI pain, diarrhea, and development or exacerbation of anxiety.

EDIT: So, yea, it does.

 

[moshquerade]

coffee gets you going...

 

[Nanotech]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Caffeine in doses above 250mg (about 16oz of coffee) may cause caffeine intoxication which has symptons such as restlessness, diaphoresis, tachycardia, GI pain, diarrhea, and development or exacerbation of anxiety.

EDIT: So, yea, it does.

If this is the case, how come when I drink several cups of coffee (in the morning especially) within 30 minutes its serious go time but if I take a couple NoDoz (2 x 200 mg/ea = 400 mg) no need to go poo-poo occurs?

 

[vi edit]

Coffee - it gets the colon goin!

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Nanotech

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Caffeine in doses above 250mg (about 16oz of coffee) may cause caffeine intoxication which has symptons such as restlessness, diaphoresis, tachycardia, GI pain, diarrhea, and development or exacerbation of anxiety.

EDIT: So, yea, it does.

If this is the case, how come when I drink several cups of coffee (in the morning especially) within 30 minutes its serious go time but if I take a couple NoDoz (2 x 200 mg/ea = 400 mg) no need to go poo-poo occurs?

have you taken the nodoz in the morning instead of coffee? If you had a turtle head when you took the NoDoz, the results might have been different.

 

[aircooled]

I like STRONG coffee.

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: Nanotech

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Caffeine in doses above 250mg (about 16oz of coffee) may cause caffeine intoxication which has symptons such as restlessness, diaphoresis, tachycardia, GI pain, diarrhea, and development or exacerbation of anxiety.

EDIT: So, yea, it does.

If this is the case, how come when I drink several cups of coffee (in the morning especially) within 30 minutes its serious go time but if I take a couple NoDoz (2 x 200 mg/ea = 400 mg) no need to go poo-poo occurs?

As I said, it may cause caffeine intoxication. It's a different amount for different people, and it's not always a guaranteed thing. Some people have a high tolerance to caffeine and may need as much as 700mg or more.

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

Stop drinking coffee and you better have some Stool Softener on hand Been there; done that.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: aircooled
I like STRONG coffee.

Looking at the pics, one can only surmise that sh*t in = sh*t out!

 

[Nanotech]

have you taken the nodoz in the morning instead of coffee? If you had a turtle head when you took the NoDoz, the results might have been different.

It appears as though I'll have to pay more attention next time!

 

[kenshorin]

No, but it gives me really yellow pee. :Q

 

[Tinkerhell]

It aggrevates Irratible Bowel Syndrome (IBS)

 

[TheBDB]

It certainly helps out in the morning.

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Originally posted by: kenshorin
No, but it gives me really yellow pee. :Q

That's because there's not much water in that piss. You should drink water until it's clear with a tint of yellow.

 

[beatle]

Not me... if I drink really crappy coffee I'll feel a little sick, but decent stuff like Millstone, Gevalia, Starbucks, real Hawaiian Kona coffee, etc. is just darn tasty.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

I drank coffee the night before a final to stay up and study. I ended up getting diarrhea during the final and had to relieve myself.

Yea, I got an A.

-MiND

 

[Psycho18]

I wouldnt know....I dont drink coffee.