Poll: Do you stand up to wipe?

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: bootymac
People stand?! What if you still got some leftovers and you stood up and "dropped" it on the floor?

That's why I sit

LMAO...

 

[jonmullen]

you want to come find out?

 

[NewSc2]

WTF? MORE people stand than sit? How can you stand up to wipe? You sit, fold up the toilet paper, reach around, and wipe. ... ...

 

[Piano Man]

You're suppose to wipe?!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[toekramp]

this is by far the most interesting thread i have ever read on ATOT

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Piano Man
You're suppose to wipe?!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

 

[Staples]

I remember a sinilar thread probably 6 months ago.

 

[Lithium381]

Man, a lot of people completely unaware that the other "camp" exists

WTF HOW DO YOU WIPE STANDING UP!??!?!?!?

wtf how do you wipe sitting down that seems uncomforatable


hahah wow great thread though, you learn something everyday

btw i fit into one of the above categories ^

 

[Shakamaka]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I remain seated...

Never head of standing up to wipe... ever...

 

[bootymac]

Coming to think about it... I actually stand up, bend over, and rub my ass on the toilet paper mounted on the wall. Sorta like my butt rubbing tree

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Coming to think about it... I actually stand up, bend over, and rub my ass on the toilet paper mounted on the wall. Sorta like my butt rubbing tree

:Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

You guys stand up? And let your cheeks squish all the... uh... nevermind.

 

[FrustratedUser]

If you sit. Do you bend over forward and wipe from the front?

 

[Ryan]

I have a feeling that a lot of you stand-ers have tire tracks in your underwear

Anywho - I've never heard of standing to wipe, that is just abnormally odd (I know, double negative) :disgust:

Now, for the next poll, so you inspect the toilet paper after you've wiped? I had a discussion with a friend where they just said that they wipe until they feelws clean, but that makes no sense1!! You need to check it to make sure it's all gone. What about those "ghost" craps where you have nothing on the toiler paper on the first wipe?!?!

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
If you sit. Do you bend over forward and wipe from the front?

Yea, I lean to the side, then wipe from the berries to the back. I reach around my right side.

 

[FrustratedUser]

The 'teflon' craps leave no trace.

What if you poke through? Do you go all out and use the finger?

 

[UglyCasanova]

Yeah, I inspect it. Sometimes if I quit too soon it takes alot more tp, but I make sure I get every last bit is gone though. I stand up, but I don't have any skid marks.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
If you sit. Do you bend over forward and wipe from the front?

Yea, I lean to the side, then wipe from the berries to the back. I reach around my right side.

No I meant wipe from the front, between your legs.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser If you sit. Do you bend over forward and wipe from the front?

Yea, I lean to the side, then wipe from the berries to the back. I reach around my right side.

No I meant wipe from the front, between your legs.

Disgusting, what if you have the squirts, it's going to run foreward and all over your twig and berries :disgust:

 

[MustangSVT]

only in atot..

 

[psianime]

ATOT has reached new lows.

 

[0roo0roo]

and babe threads get locked because they are "offensive"

 

[Ryan]

What is the problem people have over crap?!!? It's not like you don't sh!t almost every day of your life!!!

Next time you take a crap, do youself a favor and smear it on your face like a mud facial mask, you'll get more aquanted with your crap, not to mention you're skin will be silky smooth

 

[rust5tyle]

This just happened:

Me: "Oh man, Anandtech actually has a poll about what you do when you wipe after dooking.. Standing up or sitting down..."
Friend: "Oh gross!"
Me: "Yeah."
Friend: "Well?"
Me: "Well what?"
Friend: "Which do you do?"
Me: "....."

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: rust5tyle
This just happened:

Me: "Oh man, Anandtech actually has a poll about what you do when you wipe after dooking.. Standing up or sitting down..."
Friend: "Oh gross!"
Me: "Yeah."
Friend: "Well?"
Me: "Well what?"
Friend: "Which do you do?"
Me: "....."

Well?