Poll: do you optimize pepperoni distribution before putting your frozen pizza in the oven?

[notfred]

It never seesm to be spread very evenly.

 

[iamme]

always

 

[Yossarian]

wow, I could actually feel my life wasting away as I read this thread. eerie.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I think the pepperoni gets shifted during shipment. Optomization of pepperoni placement is crucial to maximum enjoyment of the nights meal.

 

[Nohr]

Kinda have to. Stores stack them vertically and half the pepperoni migrates to the bottom.

 

[Ronstang]

You guys need to seriously re-evaluate your priorities.

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
You guys need to seriously re-evaluate your priorities.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
You guys need to seriously re-evaluate your priorities.

do you not eat frozen pizza or do you just eat it with the pepperoni's bunched to one side?

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: iamme
always

 

[pyonir]

has to be done, notfred.

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: iamme
always

 

[MazerRackham]

I use a ruler and compass to make sure everything is perfectly symmetrical.

For those of you who have taken chemistry group theory, my pizzas always have C(infinity)v symmetry.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Yup

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
wow, I could actually feel my life wasting away as I read this thread. eerie.

No, it was just gas. Happens to me all the time.

 

[amdskip]

Heck yes I do. Sometimes I'll add extra cheese or whatever I can find in the fridge to make it taste a little better too.

 

[Savarak]

you must place it in a proper factorial form before putting it into the oven... otherwise it'd taste like cardboard...




I guess I keep misplacing one or two, every single time...

 

[Soybomb]

Yes I do, I usually eat one during rearrangement though. Frozen pepperoni..........

 

[thawolfman]

You know it...

 

[MacGaven]

Strangely enough, I do.

You and I think the same way.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Ronstang
You guys need to seriously re-evaluate your priorities.

do you not eat frozen pizza or do you just eat it with the pepperoni's bunched to one side?

Since I am no longer in college I no longer eat crap food unless there is a really good reason. In the rare chance that I eat frozen cardboard it is usually due to time constraints and considering that I can easily eat the whole thing I really don't care too much which particular bites contain the pepperoni.....and my GF usually buys the hamburger ones anyway.

 

[Nohr]

Here's a pic of the Red Baron pizza I'm about to put in the oven. That's how it came out of the box.

 

[ohtwell]

I move them around so that they aren't clustered together. I always give my hubby the half with the least number of pepperonis!


: ) Amanda

 

[Pilsnerpete]

I buy some pepperoni and make it as thick as where they all gathered together, then throw some sausage, and mushrooms and peppers on there. They call me...Doctor Pizza.

 

[Eli]

Yep...

 

[Koing]

Of course. I get an even taste when eating it as the pizza has it spread out instead of one side....