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Poll: Cops are 1 second from slamming you

amdhunter

amdhunter

Lifer
So you have a cop running towards you at 100MPH, and you know you are the target. You are an innocent man. WTF do you do?

Me? I'll just take the hit and hope for the best. I will take it in the pooper too, so I could sue them later on for a quick buck. Sounds like a win-win situation, I just hope they don't cripple or disfigure me in the process.

How about you guys?
 
Originally posted by: amdhunter
So you have a cop running towards you at 100MPH, and you know you are the target. You are an innocent man. WTF do you do?

Me? I'll just take the hit and hope for the best. I will take it in the pooper too, so I could sue them later on for a quick buck. Sounds like a win-win situation, I just hope they don't cripple or disfigure me in the process.

How about you guys?
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shens... no fat ass donut eating cop can run 1 mph... let alone 100mph.
 
i wonder if the new version of AT forums will have a voting feature. Certain # (lets say a hundred) of negative votes, and the thread automatically gets deleted
 
well this has lots of problems. no one can run 100mph and even if they did takeing the hit and hopeing for the best (as if you can get out of the way) would kill you.
 
Originally posted by: lxskllr
Duck at last second, and he trips over you. You make your getaway as he's collecting himself.
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He catches up on you and rapes you with his baton.
 
The first option, sadly, is your only legal option. However, IF there are no witnesses AND I have a concealed carry (which I don't) AND his weapon isn't drawn, then I blow his fucking face off his shoulders and get out of Dodge.
 
Originally posted by: Aharami
i wonder if the new version of AT forums will have a voting feature. Certain # (lets say a hundred) of negative votes, and the thread automatically gets deleted
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I hope not. My postcount would probably be cut my more than half. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
The first option, sadly, is your only legal option. However, IF there are no witnesses AND I have a concealed carry (which I don't) AND his weapon isn't drawn, then I blow his fucking face off his shoulders and get out of Dodge.
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if he's "1 second" from slamming you, as the thread title suggests, you're not doing anything other than getting slammed. You're not sidestepping, pulling out a gun, etc.
 
Originally posted by: Barfo
Originally posted by: jbourne77
The first option, sadly, is your only legal option. However, IF there are no witnesses AND I have a concealed carry (which I don't) AND his weapon isn't drawn, then I blow his fucking face off his shoulders and get out of Dodge.
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Hi. 1998 called and wants its lame insinuations back.

Saying you would fire a gun in self defense is not being an "Internet Tough Guy". Saying you would rip his face with your bare hands and kick his ass, is. Learn the difference.
 
if the cop is moving 100mph I would know I was in an alternate reality and put on my robe and wizard's hat.

Level 9 Cock of the Infinite FTW
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: Barfo
Originally posted by: jbourne77
The first option, sadly, is your only legal option. However, IF there are no witnesses AND I have a concealed carry (which I don't) AND his weapon isn't drawn, then I blow his fucking face off his shoulders and get out of Dodge.
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Hi. 1998 called and wants its lame insinuations back.

Saying you would fire a gun in self defense is not being an "Internet Tough Guy". Saying you would rip his face with your bare hands and kick his ass, is. Learn the difference.
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I think saying you'd shoot a cop in the face if no one was watching qualifies.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: Barfo
Originally posted by: jbourne77
The first option, sadly, is your only legal option. However, IF there are no witnesses AND I have a concealed carry (which I don't) AND his weapon isn't drawn, then I blow his fucking face off his shoulders and get out of Dodge.
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Hi. 1998 called and wants its lame insinuations back.

Saying you would fire a gun in self defense is not being an "Internet Tough Guy". Saying you would rip his face with your bare hands and kick his ass, is. Learn the difference.
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I think saying you'd shoot a cop in the face if no one was watching qualifies.
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Negative. An ITG would probably not stipulate "if no one was watching", "if the cop's weapon wasn't drawn" (that's a big one), and "if I actually had a gun on me, which I never do" (admitting not even having a gun: also a big one). So please, spare me the ITG crap 😕 .

Never mind that it's actually a freaking poll option. I see several others have said they'd put one in his face, and with far less hesitation than myself... :roll:
 
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