Cat's are fuggin' USELESS!!!
You don't have See and Eye Cats or Rescue Cats or Drug Sniffing Cats? Why?? Because they are useless loners who are the animal kingdom equivalent of a 40 year old computer nerd virgin who like to stay at home and sleep all day.
You can take a dog for a walk. You can take a dog in your car for a drive without getting your eyes gouged out if someone honks their horn. Better yet, most dogs actually LISTEN when you call them or ask them to do something.
Cats always have that "Why the F@CK are you talking to me; I'm trying to sleep motherf*&ker" look on their face.