Well, if you ever watched the movie "Full Metal Jacket", you'll know Texas is full of steers and queers, and since Texmaster isn't a steer, that kinda narrows it down a bit, doesn't it?
Now as for Texas vs. California... i dunno, texas gave us GW Bush and California gave us Reagan... kinda hard to vote which one is worse
But if i had to choose, i guess Cali.