Poll: Bush vs Apache Chief

UglyCasanova

Lifer
Mar 25, 2001
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Bush:


Height: 71 3/4 inches without shoes


Weight: 194 lbs


Superpowers:


President of the United States of America

Can talk to Jesus


Source of Powers: The people of the United States of America (or half of em anyways.


Weapons: United States Armed Forces


Picture: pic

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Apache Cheif:


Height and Weight: Both unknown. If anyone has a reliable source that has this info let me know and I'll put it up.


Superpowers: Can grow to be 50 feet tall.


Source of Powers: American Indian given the power to grow tall by a medicine man of his tribe in order to save some people in trouble.


Weapons: Unknown. If anyone has a reliable source that has this info let me know and I'll put it up.


Picture: pic
 

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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Bush was a freaking CHEERLEADER and basically a draft dodger (HELLO AIR NATIONAL GUARD!) for god's sakes... the apache chief would kick that pansy's ass all over the place.