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POLL: Are You A Christian???

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Actually, im closest to being a satanist.. but look up the definition before you flame.
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Ahhh...a kindred soldier of the Dark Lord! We shall rejoice over some of SammySon's :beer: while he burns in the infinite fires of hell!! :|:|

😛
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Actually, im closest to being a satanist.. but look up the definition before you flame.
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Satanists offer to host your file but make it painfully slow to download. They're evil.


 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: TallBill
Actually, im closest to being a satanist.. but look up the definition before you flame.
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Ahhh...a kindred soldier of the Dark Lord! We shall rejoice over some of SammySon's :beer: while he burns in the infinite fires of hell!! :|:|

😛
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HA! You're not a Satanist... YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE HELL!!!! 😛

(BTW, thanks for neffing here - it's helping my thread stay afloat)
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
lol, you sure you even know what a satanist is? 😛 i cant tell if your joking, or if your joking
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Ummm.... one who worships the devil or who is very evil.... like my English teacher - she IS Satan.
 
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: nan0bug
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: MacBaine
No no... this won't do at all...

Christians are mostly redneck liberal hippie conservatives who emit a foul and unpleasant oder.

There, now it's more like an ATOT thread.
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dude, no fvcking flame wars! why don't you go STOP BREATHING
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You're not a christian with that attitude. You're one of those pick and choose christians, who reads the bible, picks out the parts they really like and conveniently forgets about the other parts.

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Christianity is winning thus far. I wonder if the results are accurate...
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And, look again. Christianity is not 'winning'. Athiest/Agnostic/Other combined is larger, and thats not even counting the other religions you listed.

For the record, I'm one of those agnostic lost my way types. A while back, god decided my life is going to suck. 10 years later, I decided God can do some sucking of His own. Maybe someday we'll meet in the middle, but for now I'm perfectly content saying God hasn't shown himself to me in the way that is written in the bible, and for all intensive purposes does not exist in my opinion until further notice.

That is all.
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Being a Christian has nothing to do with your attitude, moron. Eat sh17 and die! 😛
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Actually it does. You talk the talk but dont walk the walk, and you're very vocal about being a christian. Thats a sin.

Jesus wouldn't tell someone to stop breathing. He'd be nothing but nice to them, regardless of what they believed in.


Edit: I wrote thats called being a false prophet. I was wrong.. MY BAD YO!

DARK LORD REPRUHZENNNNNNNNT!
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: TallBill
Actually, im closest to being a satanist.. but look up the definition before you flame.
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Satanists offer to host your file but make it painfully slow to download. They're evil.
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*evil laughter*

We are also responsible for AOL in all it's incarnations! :|:|
 
Originally posted by: nan0bug
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: nan0bug
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: MacBaine
No no... this won't do at all...

Christians are mostly redneck liberal hippie conservatives who emit a foul and unpleasant oder.

There, now it's more like an ATOT thread.
Click to expand...

dude, no fvcking flame wars! why don't you go STOP BREATHING
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You're not a christian with that attitude. You're one of those pick and choose christians, who reads the bible, picks out the parts they really like and conveniently forgets about the other parts.

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Christianity is winning thus far. I wonder if the results are accurate...
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And, look again. Christianity is not 'winning'. Athiest/Agnostic/Other combined is larger, and thats not even counting the other religions you listed.

For the record, I'm one of those agnostic lost my way types. A while back, god decided my life is going to suck. 10 years later, I decided God can do some sucking of His own. Maybe someday we'll meet in the middle, but for now I'm perfectly content saying God hasn't shown himself to me in the way that is written in the bible, and for all intensive purposes does not exist in my opinion until further notice.

That is all.
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Being a Christian has nothing to do with your attitude, moron. Eat sh17 and die! 😛
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Actually it does. You talk the talk but dont walk the walk, and you're very vocal about being a christian. That's called being a false prophet, and its a sin.

Jesus wouldn't tell someone to stop breathing. He'd be nothing but nice to them, regardless of what they believed in.
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Man, you're WAY too oversensitive. You actually think I meant for him to go and DIE??? NO! I was just joking around. So you're saying any Christian who jokes around occasionally isn't really a Christian 😕

You sir, are an idiot!
 
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: TallBill
Actually, im closest to being a satanist.. but look up the definition before you flame.
Click to expand...

Ahhh...a kindred soldier of the Dark Lord! We shall rejoice over some of SammySon's :beer: while he burns in the infinite fires of hell!! :|:|

😛
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HA! You're not a Satanist... YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE HELL!!!! 😛

(BTW, thanks for neffing here - it's helping my thread stay afloat)
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In hell, all "h"'s are capital!!! :|:|


Feel the power of the Dark Lord!!!! :|
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: TallBill
Actually, im closest to being a satanist.. but look up the definition before you flame.
Click to expand...

Ahhh...a kindred soldier of the Dark Lord! We shall rejoice over some of SammySon's :beer: while he burns in the infinite fires of hell!! :|:|

😛
Click to expand...

HA! You're not a Satanist... YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE HELL!!!! 😛

(BTW, thanks for neffing here - it's helping my thread stay afloat)
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In hell, all "h"'s are capital!!! :|:|


Feel the power of the Dark Lord!!!! :|
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start using :evil: instead of :|

😛
 
Doh, stupid double post.

This mouse double-clicks when you single-click sometimes. It's fvcking annoying. I end up closing two windows instead of just one quite often - pisses me off. Maybe I should just use ALT+F4 for that task...
 
Satanists dont worship the devil... they picked the name to piss the christians off.. it has nothing at all to do with satan. Its simply believing in doing whats right for yourself.
 
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
I believe another requirement for Christianity is that Jesus rose from the dead.
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ummm... yeah, I said that 😉

FYI, Definition of a "Christian":

One who believes Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose from the dead and ascended to Heaven, and accepts the gift of Jesus - eternal life. (being a Christian doesn't mean you're morally perfect or anything like that, it just means you believe in the previously stated things.)
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oops, my bad
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
Originally posted by: Insane3D
DARK LORD REPRUHZENNNNNNNNT!
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DARK LORD IN DA HOUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!!

😛
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I'm about sick of you crapping in my thread 😉

I know you're not really a devil-worshiper, so I shall tolerate your feces 😛
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*crap*

:|
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HEY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING :| INSTEAD OF :evil: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHI7 IN MY THREAD, USE :evil: - :| pisses me off!!!!!!!!!

😛
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Satanists dont worship the devil... they picked the name to piss the christians off.. it has nothing at all to do with satan. Its simply believing in doing whats right for yourself.
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OIC!

edit: <Paul Harvey>And now you know... the rest of the story.</Paul Harvey>
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Insane3D
DARK LORD REPRUHZENNNNNNNNT!
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DARK LORD IN DA HOUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!!

😛
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Hey, you mind if I make an early soul-drop tonight? I've harvested quite a few.

- M4H
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Ahhh....you have served the Dark Lord well tonight M4H! You shall be rewarded by your usual visit by the Olsen twins... 😀
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Insane3D
DARK LORD REPRUHZENNNNNNNNT!
Click to expand...

DARK LORD IN DA HOUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!!

😛
Click to expand...

Hey, you mind if I make an early soul-drop tonight? I've harvested quite a few.

- M4H
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Ahhh....you have served the Dark Lord well tonight M4H! You shall be rewarded by your usual visit by the Olsen twins... 😀
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Duh, Donnie and Marie are not twins!

 
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