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wicktron

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My friend is a stripper and she is a very respectable girl. She makes some good money, and is just getting by. She lives by herself and pays has no debt whatsoever. She tells me that some of her co-workers are straight whores though. So my answer: Some are, some aren't.
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: wixt0r
My friend is a stripper and she is a very respectable girl. She makes some good money, and is just getting by. She lives by herself and pays has no debt whatsoever. She tells me that some of her co-workers are straight whores though. So my answer: Some are, some aren't.

So you can hook me up then?
With the whores of course :D
 

wicktron

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: wixt0r
My friend is a stripper and she is a very respectable girl. She makes some good money, and is just getting by. She lives by herself and pays has no debt whatsoever. She tells me that some of her co-workers are straight whores though. So my answer: Some are, some aren't.

So you can hook me up then?
With the whores of course :D

Not going so well with the ladies lately, eh?
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: wixt0r
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: wixt0r
My friend is a stripper and she is a very respectable girl. She makes some good money, and is just getting by. She lives by herself and pays has no debt whatsoever. She tells me that some of her co-workers are straight whores though. So my answer: Some are, some aren't.

So you can hook me up then?
With the whores of course :D

Not going so well with the ladies lately, eh?

Not as I like. See, its like this. The best test to see if ya got a good woman. Get her nekkid and slap your tongue on her sweet love spot. If your tongue tingles like you set it on a 9 volt battery, you know you got a good n dirty girl to get freaky with ;)
 

NuclearFusi0n

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
<n00b> dumb question but when you say 8-ball are you talking about pool? </n00b>
You're kidding but I'll spell it out anyways

8 ball = 1/8 oz of good ol' c0|<3
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: Ameesh
<n00b> dumb question but when you say 8-ball are you talking about pool? </n00b>
You're kidding but I'll spell it out anyways

8 ball = 1/8 oz of good ol' c0|<3

Its usually the good part thats hard to find unfortunately. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats good coke. Except sex on good coke...
 

n0cmonkey

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Are all people on web forums undersexed, immature, whiney, snot nosed, pimple faced, nerds with too much free time and an addiction to bad pornography?
 

damiano

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
No, they're not all hookers. I have a good friend who is a stripper, and she's never done anything for money. That being said, enough money will make most of them change their mind. But you'll have a better chance of having some fun with strippers with an 8-ball then you are with a wad of cash.

for the right amount of money, any girl would screw you..just a question of price...
and yes, this niv ewhite powder works quite well to get into the strippers' pants
 

damiano

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
Originally posted by: Ameesh
<n00b> dumb question but when you say 8-ball are you talking about pool? </n00b>
You're kidding but I'll spell it out anyways

8 ball = 1/8 oz of good ol' c0|<3

Its usually the good part thats hard to find unfortunately. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, beats good coke. Except sex on good coke...

hehe
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Strippers- just a group of women who won't have sex with ATOT members unless huge sums of money or property titles are transfered :p

Hell, if the sum of money is huge enough even I would have sex with another ATOTer :p
 

MattCo

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My Magic 8 ball says: Answer cloudy, Try Again.

Ok, wait, lemme shake it up again.

Yep, hookers.

-MC
 

MattCo

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Is your gf a whore if she goes to a beach in bikini, or goes out dressed sexy?

If she lets people at the beach touch her and stick money in her bikini bottoms..... well, YES.

-MC
 

Chess

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
A mixed bag I think.

second that, i know a few personally and arent the cheap whores you can pay 100 bucks to hop in bed with..!
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Are all people on web forums undersexed, immature, whiney, snot nosed, pimple faced, nerds with too much free time and an addiction to bad pornography?

no... i'm addicted to wholesome mormon pornography
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Strippers- just a group of women who won't have sex with ATOT members unless huge sums of money or property titles are transfered :p
By that definition all women are strippers.

 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Strippers- just a group of women who won't have sex with ATOT members unless huge sums of money or property titles are transfered :p
By that definition all women are strippers.

Only if you're lucky:p

Hmmm....well....I just cashed a bonus check this morning. I can turn a few of these $50's into $1's if you have the time to shake that booty.
 

Geekbabe

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www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Strippers- just a group of women who won't have sex with ATOT members unless huge sums of money or property titles are transfered :p
By that definition all women are strippers.

Only if you're lucky:p

Hmmm....well....I just cashed a bonus check this morning. I can turn a few of these $50's into $1's if you have the time to shake that booty.

Lol,that's the nice thing about having a decent career,I get to cash my own hefty checks:)
 

cherrytwist

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Here's a clue, fellas. Strippers are real people and come from all sorts of backgrounds.

My wife was a stripper in a small town while she put herself through college. There was no better way for an 18 year old attractive young woman to make the same amount of money.

She continued to dance for several months after graduation...and that's when we met.

Turns out I'd dated a girlfriend of hers who was from the same town. My wife and I hit it off immediately and have been inseparable since. She quit stripping when things got "serious", but it was her decision. I think it was the right decision for numerous reasons, but it was one she made on her own.

Regardless, let me say that I've met the gamut of women at strip joints. Not to mention the numerous stories my wife has told me from the "inside". In my experience, many are "good respectable girls paying the bills" but of course, many aren't. Many fall into the "trap" of stripping and end up in bad situations, especially if they don't have a marketable skill.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Here's a clue, fellas. Strippers are real people and come from all sorts of backgrounds.

My wife was a stripper in a small town while she put herself through college. There was no better way for an 18 year old attractive young woman to make the same amount of money.

She continued to dance for several months after graduation...and that's when we met.

Turns out I'd dated a girlfriend of hers who was from the same town. My wife and I hit it off immediately and have been inseparable since. She quit stripping when things got "serious", but it was her decision. I think it was the right decision for numerous reasons, but it was one she made on her own.

Regardless, let me say that I've met the gamut of women at strip joints. Not to mention the numerous stories my wife has told me from the "inside". In my experience, many are "good respectable girls paying the bills" but of course, many aren't. Many fall into the "trap" of stripping and end up in bad situations, especially if they don't have a marketable skill.
Five bucks says your post garners a flood of "OMG!! PICS!!?! :Q" posts from your fellow ATers. ;)